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RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


SPECIAL FORCES - No Yellow Busses Here Thank You




SOCIALISM -


TAGS: socialism politics obama
Rating: 2.73/5
Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:19 pm, #121988
There are plenty of pictures just like this - the US during the depression.
Guest - September 25, 2009, 6:45 pm, #121721
You're thinking of Communism, not Socialism


MEN AND WOMEN -


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

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lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am, #231276

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am, #231267
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm, #231256

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm, #231255

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm, #231248
(carebear BANNED)


LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.


TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm, #237053
amen


TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART -


TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

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oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm, #245243
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm, #221144
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm, #221143
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm, #221142
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm, #221099
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)


MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


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Rating: 4.72/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm, #249700
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm, #224223
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am, #224133
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


BEING A DJ - because learning a real musical instrument is hard


TAGS: dj music musician
Rating: 4.19/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:27 pm, #248071
What about the engineers who had to design 600 knobs, levers, b***ons, and switches and two overly complicated turntables to make some no-talent hack look good?
vilnius - July 9, 2012, 6:34 am, #237089
people who work at power plants or pilot tug boats probably have to learn ad lot knobs and stuff too.
fade - July 9, 2012, 3:57 am, #237086
Sure..... let's so you memorize the functions of over 600 knobs, levers, b***ons, and 2 overly complicated turntables


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm, #258555
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244025
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am, #224780
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am, #224749
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

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niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm, #236351
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm, #236234
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am, #236231
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #236230
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.14/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am, #105069
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102816
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am, #102804
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am, #102803
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am, #102802
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am, #102800
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am, #102796
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am, #98841
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am, #93767
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


STEREOTYPES -


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Rating: 4.74/5

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loveistheanswer - March 23, 2013, 10:14 am, #244597
Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:25 am, #241672
So horribly sad, yet I find myself laughing.
jorgejs76 - December 18, 2012, 12:10 pm, #241615
And I tought that was only in Mexico! (you know the PGJ guys)


HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT? -


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Rating: 4.35/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm, #239078
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am, #166923
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am, #166922
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am, #166773
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm, #166716
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm, #166674
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm, #166659
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm, #166658
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm, #166657
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm, #166633
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm, #166632
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm, #166630
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm, #166627
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm, #166621
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm, #166613
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm, #166608
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm, #166606
5L


PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.




STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


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Rating: 4.67/5

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project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm, #245587
Tropper?
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This lady... I like her already.
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lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am, #242755
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT - Patricia is ready for a night on the town


TAGS: patricia
Rating: 3.45/5

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spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:33 pm, #142598
LOL.
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:17 pm, #142565
Does he haaaaaave a sister?
Airman - December 4, 2009, 6:49 pm, #142519
not sure if Patricia would appreciate that JJ
Airman - December 4, 2009, 6:48 pm, #142517
thanks bone. right now I'm just staring at a bowl of cherries
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 6:46 pm, #142516
LMFAO MisterJJ...nice Airman!
MisterJJ - December 4, 2009, 6:44 pm, #142515
At first glance I thought that was Nancy Pelosi


SOCIALISM VS CAPITALISM - The choice s up to you America


TAGS: socialism
Rating: 3.91/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2014, 10:40 pm, #252674
There are h** Korean girls in the other video, so...
orcomorco - September 18, 2013, 10:38 pm, #249781
Oh look Muricans not understanding what Socialism OR capitalism is. Total Fail.
ozinusa123456 - July 19, 2013, 9:55 am, #247909
and i thought communism was different from socialism ....stupid me
falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:35 am, #241172
And that, Mao, is the spirit of Democracy.
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 1:11 pm, #241134
The Choice is Up to The People.
robbidos - December 2, 2012, 12:47 pm, #241133
ah, the failure of our education tied with the success of political brainwashing
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 11:28 am, #241130
Well, since we're a capitalist system, it's pretty much moot point. :-D


THE WINGMAN -


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Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm, #215664
the right word, the a**urance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm, #215663
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am, #215550
pull the trigger


OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot


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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 2:45 pm, #104598
hey MR rodgers, what happend to the http://www.s*xy-... link you have posting under anonymous and thatonedood22? ya we can see all the aliases you used
MR rodgers - August 4, 2009, 2:18 pm, #104581
YESH THIS IS AWESOME
VinceVicious - May 2, 2009, 8:38 pm, #77183
I'm glad we think alike.


DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!


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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:05 am, #165594
"You have to pass it to find out what's in it" IS enough reason for TAR and FEATHERS!
fred - November 20, 2009, 5:42 pm, #138166
After years of watching bush make an a** of himself, and suffering ridicule, finally payback time!
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:30 am, #135497
The politics in this place are amusing to say the least.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:49 pm, #122101
Yes, I've only been here 35 minutes and iv seen a few politically motivated rants...
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 9:50 pm, #121786
The brainwasing is workng Sean...but I will overcome and go back to only reading your posters and comments on others, you betcha!
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:35 pm, #121729
Politifakes are... well... ok, this one is funny. Until it spurs a 20-comment rant. Then, it won't be.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 6:18 pm, #121718
Sorry bOB but I think you went off on yer own after "... done." I mean after that point it just doesn't sound like me. And I don't just mean the complete absence of ellipses, either. Don't let it happen again, k?
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 3:56 pm, #121702
Oh, who reads anything these days? I just read anything that Sean says and I try to repeat verbatum. This is funny. Well done. Obama on the other hand, is trying to desperately to brainwash 60 senators and half the country. I think it's working.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:40 pm, #121697
This is funny. Well done.


ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?


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highjump321 - December 11, 2009, 12:26 pm, #144686
or degress?
me - September 19, 2009, 12:44 pm, #119697
its regress....


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THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years.


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:31 am, #126698
Great points, Bah. We need to get you an avatar, bud. Come in, join the fun. Membership has it's benefits, we'll give you all the women Ron can't eat (which doesn't leave you much, sorry).
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:11 am, #124471
The highest estimators include Katrina rescue and repair and other unrelated military actions. The low ones a**ume that recruiting would have been the same w/out the war. Both are wrong, so the reality is anyone's guess.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:03 am, #124470
So, in my informed but non-professional opinion, when the stimulus bill was passed, this moti was almost certainly true. Now, they nearly break even, with the war probably being slightly higher. I sourced NYT, WSJ, NBC, and others.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 12:58 am, #124469
Haar, as usual, cuts to the meat of the conversation. Unfortunately, which one is more depends on who you ask. Everyone uses different figures for estimating the cost; the low estimates are about 600 bil, high 1 tril, and most frequent about 800 bil.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:47 pm, #118490
Please, I point out exactly what Obama is involved in while you a**ign blame to Bush for everything. You don't even acknowledge facts that show the housing market failure was created in the 90s and that in 06 he told Congress to get it in check. Hypocrite
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:37 am, #118263
Oh and to counter your last post responding to me, WTFO, why do you tell me to stop blaming Bush for everything yet its ok for you to twist the facts and blame Obama for everything? Sounds like Hypocrisy at its finest to me.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:32 am, #118262
Well said Agdaniele, well said indeed. :)
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am, #118257
I'm done anyway aggy. Tired of trying to keep up with ILB's trolling of all my posters and attacking the truths he can't bare to face. Bring your case to the troll, now. Night all.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:08 am, #118255
But, it's not going anywhere... and I'm just voicing my disappointment with everyone who feels the need to turn this site into a soap box. Sorta like the one I'm standing on right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:06 am, #118252
No man, Aggys right. On nights like these when all the politifakers are on, It gets downright depressing having to skim all this blather. Mooooooooooo votes YEA!!!! on politifake.com.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:04 am, #118250
Respectfully, WTFO, it's getting manifesto-length again. Scrolling through two pages of almost all political banter is ridiculous. Then again, I clearly enjoy humor and non-argumentative and speculative rhetoric.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:57 am, #118243
Respectfully, aggy. You are not forced to read this. Besides, other sites don't have pictures and I like pictures. It helps me communicate to the haters because they normally can't read.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:56 am, #118241
This is ridiculous. Motifake, of all places... and political agenda has to be spewed here? Why here? Go somewhere else with this crap.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am, #118239
PLEASE
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:53 am, #118237
Blah blah blah agenda blah blah blah blah socialism blah blah blah blah messiah blah blah blah blah. PLEAS find somewhere else to do this.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:49 am, #118233
pork and paybacks to unions and special interests makes me worry for the country that my kids will inherit from me. Maybe others should check facts of the root causes of the problems of this country instead of blaming Bush for everything.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:48 am, #118232
"fundamentally change this country" (Obama). I don't support that nor do I support a society that creates mass entitlements by stealing from successful Americans. That is exactly what this White House and Congress are doing. That and the HUGE spending on
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:46 am, #118231
War spending was accounted for but you are right that most of it came from Continuing Resolutions. I stick to the truth and agree with whoever has the right position, regardless of position. However, the Dems have been captured by radicals looking to
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:37 am, #118227
actually work. It can be done, but only if BOTH sides stop all this name calling and non-sense and come together. I am willing,......are you?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:36 am, #118226
are part of what is wrong, instead of criticizing EVERYTHING because it doesnt come from YOUR party is not the way to fix things. I was actually very glad to hear of the 6 senators, 3 Dems and 3 Republicans that are presenting a health bill that may
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:35 am, #118225
Look it up, its commone knowledge. Bush left the costs of the war out of the budget. You, my friend, debate very well but you lack the wisdom to look honestly at reality. Yes there is a great deal wrong with the country, but name calling and vitriol
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:17 am, #116520
All govt spending is accounted for. You show your Ignorant Liberal Bull**** by ignoring the facts I posted last and instead trying to redirect attention towards a bogus claim that has no support. You my friend have guzzled the far-left Kool-aid. Wake up.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:29 am, #116163
Oh just like the fact that you (and Bush) left the true costs of the war out of the budgets and never accounted for them bringing their numbers down on paper but astronomical in reality? Typical, the only one lying or uninformed, is once again, you.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:00 am, #116137
ILB, you conveniently left out the other spending packages they spent during the same month. Mainly the Omnibus which added to the 'stimulus' is well over $1T. As usual...you are either uninformed or lying. I'm not sure which.
ILB - September 1, 2009, 1:36 am, #113745
As usual.....UNTRUE. Total of wars to date is $904 billion (most of which was spent during the last 7 years) vs. $787 billion spent on pulling this country out of the hole it was left in. (although Pelosi and Reed ARE complete morons)
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:37 am, #112669
WoS, while your input is interesting, it's completely ineffective in changing me. (Typed slowly for you) If..the..Admin..approves..it..the..poster..belongs..here. So, suck it up and move on.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 1:49 pm, #112579
Trolls!!! They are everywhere!!
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:25 pm, #112571
And for the record, everyone one knows it was trolls, sent by stock brokers, that stole all of our money.
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:20 pm, #112570
This pisses me off. I'm not angered by things like petty political insults. I'm angered by the fact that you (WTFO) are still unable to realize that this site is for, and I will say this slowley so you don't forget, H-U-M-O-R.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:11 pm, #111076
Well at least the intelligence level of the conversation will improve significantly without you in it. I'm glad to be done with you. Hopefully, you'll stop trolling my posters to start flame wars. Goodbye and good riddance.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:06 pm, #111072
You are obviously trying to continue a flame war that should have died yesterday. I will not stoop to your level. This is over and if you choose to continue you will only be talking to yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm, #111071
Again transferring your behavior onto others wtfo. You are now roaming around just like a stereotypical timmy. Almost all your posters are politifakes without even an attempt at funny. You fail once again.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm, #111070
BTW, below is one of your more mature engagements "Whines Too f***in Often". Nope, nothing childish about that, eh? I discuss adult topics, you whine about those adult topics. Man TTH, it must suck to be wrong all the time like you.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:00 pm, #111068
I've seen your posters TTH. There isn't much in the way of quality. A few tributes a few attacks on tunnelers and support for the pot that has rotted your brain. Not impressed. But, no matter. You have a right to be here that you fail to extend to others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2009, 11:19 am, #110877
And early signs of syphilis....don't forget the syphilis.
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:02 am, #110375
Pirate get back to me when you learn you difference between quality and quantity. I pay more compliments than criticisms. I show and receive praise from the best contributors of this site, while you show nothing but contempt.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:26 pm, #110147
I really think you Amerikens would do better to bring back some of yout previous Presidents...What happened to that Nixon Guy? Or That young guy...Kennedy?...did he recover from that scratch on his head yet?
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 10:53 am, #110100
Just a side note: If we make the number of posters created a criterion for comments, where do we draw the line? Can you not comment until you've made, say, 100 posters? A thousand? Or is it a ratio? 5 comments for every poster made? Or 10?
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:56 am, #110071
you know, there was a night a little while back where you and others were commenting about a pit bull poster. the whole discussion was informative and I learned a lot. No one was called a Timmy or put down. That is what we need more of. Not attacks
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:50 am, #110069
my guess is that the site was invented so people could have fun making posters... and that is the allure. it wasn't created so you could be the leading commentator on other peoples work... no one really cares what you think anyway. or what I think.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:46 am, #110068
it was not racist, never meant to be. my issue is that you bounce around commenting annoyingly on everyone elses posters, yet contribute very little work yourself. You stir up fights all the time and drive people away. You act like you invented this site
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:36 am, #110067
Pirate you have an issue because of the comments I made regarding your Africa poster. Put more thought into your posters and you won't be criticized. Your poster was racist and you needed to be told.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:34 am, #110066
when timmies are allowed to vote lions mean nothing. You can whine about some imagined clique all you want Whines Too f***in Often, but the only conspiracy against you is one of common sense. You have been told to stop the diatribes, now grow up.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:16 am, #110032
understood EGD. never considered that
WTFO - August 20, 2009, 12:15 am, #110031
Well said Pirate. BTW, TTH I often get compliments on my posters from the peers and good lion ratings. In case you missed it, the lions are there to tell you exactly how people feel about your work. But I guess when the clique speaks, facts don't matter.
Elder God Douchebag - August 20, 2009, 12:12 am, #110030
Neither do you. Remember that.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:06 am, #110026
and when exactly TTH are you going to start entertaining US? 35 Motifakes, 10,000 comments on other peoples Motifakes.. don't be a poser.. start being one of the contributors who make us laugh or think or cry.. YOU do not dictate content here. U thinku do
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:49 pm, #110020
You obviously have missed the point once again. There is no attempt at entertainment or humor in this poster. That is why it should be removed. Your posters are just veiled complaints and detract from the entertainment value of this site.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:47 pm, #110019
Poster ratings mean nothing when judged here. When I receive a compliment from my peers (the contributors of this site)that is more than enough for me. Ratings are a poor judge of quality and a 2.9 is perfect. Nice try though.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:43 pm, #110017
TTH, one respectful question this time based on your last comment here. If this should be removed then why does it have a rating 3.38 and your best poster only rates 3.15 (lower than my average of 3.18)? Maybe you don't speak for as "many" as you claim.
Gort - August 19, 2009, 6:59 pm, #109918
It's amusing the amount of disbelief being posted here. It only emphisizes the way these f***tards in the picture can blow through money. The only reason this poster isn't funny is because it's so godd*** true. Change! Whoo Hoo!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 am, #109837
This poster is an ideal candidate for removal based on the "not funny" laws of 09.
Reality Lord - August 19, 2009, 11:20 am, #109834

the bill was approved by the bush administration and obama had the target put on him for it.....cool.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:14 am, #103477
plus incidentals like food at chow and MRE's and all the money we've sunk into construction at Baghdad and the other bases.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:12 am, #103476
Haarakkon may have a point you can't really place a value on any life. but as it is with all the bombs and other munitions we've used in both wars i find it hard to believe the "official costs" also things like JP8 and all the medical care for the wounded
WTFO - August 1, 2009, 3:02 am, #103472
The fact is that the omnibus bill plus the $787B "stimulus" did cost more dollars than both wars combined. However, that doesn't take into account the loss of life of servicemen/women which can't be measured with cash. That's not politics, that's stats.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 4:01 pm, #103108
Maybe we've developed really fuel efficient tanks. Or our soldiers volunteer now. Or there are miraculous free healing hospitals. Or the planes run on solar power now. Maybe the troops walked over there, too.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:57 pm, #103104
This poster is a wonderful case in point. Can anyone (without pointing to skewed "data" provided mostly by the politicos they follow, on both sides) honestly believe that more was spent in the stimulus bill than in an overseas conflict lasting 7 years?
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:54 pm, #103102
It would seem to me that "liberals" bear the brunt of the blame game at the moment. Yet another convenient way of avoiding responsibility. Bottom line is that conservatives and liberals alike have been blinded by their own sides' propaganda.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:49 pm, #103091
The devil made me do it. DANG! I just did it again, didn't I?
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:17 pm, #103081
...become an excuse. Chris Rock said he didn't want advantage given based on his skin color: "If you get a higher score, then you win - but if there's a tie? f*** it! You had a 300 year head start!" ROFL!
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:14 pm, #103080
TTH, in the US - with the exception of the recent Supreme Court decision for the Conn. Firefighters - there is no such thing as "Reverse Discrimination"...from what I see, ONLY in America do you hear about race relations ALL THE TIME. It's...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:59 pm, #103072
If you always complain that other races use the race card (meaning you can't) then that is in effect your race card.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:57 pm, #103071
Yes but how is always blaming the race card not using the race card? Or for that matter how is it not passing the buck.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm, #103069
You can believe The U.S is better. But that "land of the free" motto should have been given a solemn funeral and never spoken of again.
Jmac0585 - July 31, 2009, 1:55 pm, #103067
I have sent numerous emails to Barbara Boxer and her pal Frankenstein, and NEITHER has sent me anything but a form letter email back. chuckdevoredotcommerce
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:53 pm, #103066
TTH, as I've pointed out in other comments and posters; I don't give a d*** about anyone's race and don't complain that I can't use a race card. I was taught to take responsibility for my life instead of blaming others.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:52 pm, #103064
sending emails to their offices that they will be held accountable if they don't start representing us.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103063
Agent K, there is **** we can do. Just because they were voted into office doesn't mean we shut up and let them dismantle the greatest nation on Earth (no offense to my Canadian friends, I'm sure you feel the same aboot your country). I let them know by
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 8:53 am, #103001
Two comments: 1) only 1 person in this 'fake is black you idiot (whl) and 2) what kind of knife are you using to debone him P?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:44 am, #102830
lmao. no, no, no.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am, #102828
snicker
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am, #102827
That's just wrong. But hey "to each her own"
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am, #102826
ok people look we have a democratic president, and democrat controlled congress...there aint **** you can do so give it up!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am, #102823
I sho am. You don't need to know the details at this time. However, Bible Black will illustrate some might fine hints.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102820
And everyone has race so everyone qualify's! sounds like a fun game to me. In a way isn't always blaming the race card just another way of playing the race card? eg."I am an oppressed white male because everyone else get's to play the race card"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102819
Wait? You're "boning" him? WTF?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102815
I loathe the race card. I make racist comments all the time about Mexicans, and despite that I've been boning one for a year and a half, I'm still called a racist.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:38 am, #102810
No, TTH. The race card is more like the Reverse card in Uno. Somebody challenges you, you drop the race card (if you qualify) and turn the game back on the other person.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am, #102783
Is the race card the one where you have to pick up four? Oh wait thats uno.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:17 am, #102779
a pathetic loser for playing the race card. You must have learned from Obama himself. That seems to be his defense when people question him for destroying the Constitution.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:16 am, #102777
whl, I blame each President for the problems they create. No POTUS is perfect and all make mistakes. However, BHO is front-loading all his mistakes that my children will be paying for with taxes for as long as they and their children will live. You are
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:52 pm, #102678
please just shut the f*** up
wet homo liberal - July 30, 2009, 10:50 pm, #102675
right. take all the debts and problems bush/clinton created and blame it on the black man. i'm sure that always works in your fantasy world, con-con boy.
WTFO - June 1, 2009, 2:11 pm, #83577
Antimark, I a**ume you are calling Mark a racist. Do you have any proof, or are you just another ***k that thinks all conservatives have to be racist? FOMF ya little prick.
Antimark - June 1, 2009, 11:47 am, #83530
Mark calling someone racist is truly hilarious L...O...L
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:35 am, #71932
Well said, Mark. Hey, barockeva all I can say to you is FOMF.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:29 pm, #71109
barockeva - I thought I smelled you come in. Why not just keep your racist opinions to yourself? BHO is over there right now kissing the a**es of those "sand rats." This will be the United States of Arabia before he's done.
barockeva - April 6, 2009, 4:13 pm, #71103
At least they were wasted here in America as opposed to wasted on those f***ing sand rats.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 4:32 pm, #68614
Again, I spelled out how my numbers and a***ysis are accurate and how your source twisted the numbers to get a result they wanted. You can try to distract from facts all you want, it doesn't change the truth this poster states.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 2:53 pm, #68606
Again, just saying something does NOT make it true. Where is the proof that the paper is biased? Furthermore where is the proof that the specific site is biased? Like I said, if it was so biased it wouldn't be knocking Obama would it?
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:31 am, #68571
weapon system did exactly as its name implies. It kept the peace. Thanks for the snappy observation, though. It definitely made me chuckle.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:29 am, #68570
Sean, you're a funny guy. My avatar pays tribute to the Peacekeeper ICBM (now decommissioned) launching from Vandenberg AFB, CA on a test launch. Missles are shaped that way for aerodynamic purposes not phallic ones. With up to 10 nuclear warheads this
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am, #68568
the USA.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am, #68567
Repeated for Anon, the article you cited was posted by St Petersburg Times (known biased paper). I made no errors regardless of your spin. Follow BHO blindly I'm sure socialism will do good for you. It fails for those of us who believe in the values of
Sean - March 28, 2009, 2:17 am, #68565
I am not going to mention any names, however, when your own avatar is obviously a phallic symbol which is in the process of blowing it's own load, I respectfully recommend that you refrain from commenting on the avatar of another. That is all. Resume.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:54 am, #68562
You can check the site for yourself on that one. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/personalities/barack-obama/ That sure sounds like a biased organization doesn't it?
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:51 am, #68561
While the "media bias" line may work at CPAC, it does not change the errors you made - which the article points out very well. If Politifact.com was as biased as you claim, it would not evaluate Obama's statements as anything but true.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 12:34 am, #68551
Sorry, EGD. Not much of a "love-in" kind of guy. I just have to chime in when people distort the facts and spin the conversation away from the truth. However, I'll take a whiskey sour and chill. I've said my piece and am done arguing. (for now)
BoneCd - March 27, 2009, 8:57 pm, #68517
It wouldn't be a Hippie Love-in then! But a beer sounds great. Speaking of beer...anyone try a Michelob Light since they've bought out. Excellent I must say & I'm a Heineken man


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darkabyss - May 26, 2011, 7:59 am, #219179
now its over 90 comment,why?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm, #117368
Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:52 am, #114912
He's either Adolf Hitler or he is a horse. Why can't the right pick a lane on this one?
collige boy - September 4, 2009, 1:50 am, #114910
man ... is you studip
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm, #113430
Hey, troll boy. Either offer a valid counterpoint with proof and support or shut the f*** up you pathetic little troll.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 5:16 pm, #113342
Good lord your are stupid.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:08 am, #99217
like you would still criticize Pres Bush due the the massive strain that tactic would have had on our military. The fact is that morons like you think conservatives can do no right and liberals can do no wrong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:07 am, #99214
to terrorism and a dictator while other Western nations quaked in fear or were doing illegal trade with Saddam. Rumsfeld (not Cheney) was the SECDEF who supported minimum force entry to Iraq. That was a mistake, but if we used overwhelming force idiots
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:05 am, #99209
Zed, the reason we had inadequate armor for Afghan and Iraq is two-fold. 1) the military wasn't designed to fight thugs with IEDs. 2) the gross underfunding of the military by Pres Clinton. I agree that G.H.W.Bush rocked, but so did his son by stepping up
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 5:58 pm, #98962
do you really want to start aguing again, because you already got beat pretty bad on the webcam poster
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:15 pm, #98938
Canada: A) so what? and B) No.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:35 pm, #98912
zed u have no friends or support here STFU
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:28 pm, #98910
Canada: No.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:27 pm, #98909
WTFO: Sure, Cheney thanked you, AFTER he sent you in with INADEQUATE armor. Bush Sr. did better when we went in in Gulf War 1. It was called "let the EXPERTS (the PENTAGON) do the planning", instead of Cheney's little warhawk commission. G.H. Bush rocked.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:14 am, #98817
hey zed STFU! u p*** timmy. loke what poster this guy was defending http://www.motifake.com/web-cam-demotivational-poster-37309.html
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:57 am, #98563
Are you wishing for my death, Zed? That's pathetic that you can't handle the truth about your savior. BTW, VP Cheney is a decent man and just last June he thanked me and a bunch of other military members for our service at an event we volunteered for.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm, #98402
@Canada: No.
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 5:23 pm, #98396
I, much like ice-storms, hockey maple syrup, and Sean, agree with Canada.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 5:06 pm, #98392
hey zed, STFU
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:03 pm, #98391
WTFO, an "an hero" is a suicide. Be one. Alternately, go get a job, move out of your parents basement, and quit praying that someday ***k Cheney will love you back.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:31 pm, #81219
this is the sorry truth.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:47 pm, #76799
Tmr, Incoherent posts really show the lack of intelligence in your position. Go back and get you GED. Oh, never mind, socialist Dems will make educated workers pay your way.
Thats my rightwing - April 29, 2009, 1:48 pm, #76424
one lost vote, one lost war, one lost economy - and they start b****ing & moaning, rewhining for the coldwarpast that wont come back, were they were almost an heroes..
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #76336
I was just curious why you use the word white as a tag in so many Obama related posters
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:44 pm, #76285
Are you stalking me, cow****? You seem to be searching out all my posters to get my attention. I'm spoken for, but if I was g** I'd be flattered.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:11 am, #76085
once again. why is "white" one of your tags?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:52 am, #76079
If commenting on your own bull****, unfunny, lameass political posters keeps you in the top 100 then so be it.....Blah. It only reveals your own stupidity to more people.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:32 am, #76054
typo: change "not" to "now".
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am, #76053
Attacks on my mother and not 3 separate "blah blah" posts? What are you 10? Keep boosting my comment numbers, Timmy. It's always nice to see my posters make it in the various reports.
mooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am, #76052
good don't leave. It's too much fun making fun of you and your lame political posters....BLAH.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:26 am, #76049
blah blah socialist blah frog. nlah blah commie blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:25 am, #76048
makes it an enjoyable night for me. Thanks for the laughs, dumbasses. By the way, I'm not leaving this site, nor am I changing what I post.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:24 am, #76047
roles as the MotiFake "funny" police, I couldn't give a d***. I enjoy good debate first and foremost, but watching you two a**-munchers get all pissed and start yapping like chihuahuas hyped up on crack is fun too. Knowing that I've gotten under your skin
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:22 am, #76046
blah blah blah blah
moooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:21 am, #76045
blah blah blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am, #76044
Wow, such a mature rant from both you idiots. I enjoyed you evidence on how I'm the hate-filled one with your attacks on my mother. No worries, I'm sure she'd be able to beat the **** out of both of you little fudge-packers. As for your self-appointed
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:27 am, #76027
Yeah I know "there are all kinds of posters on this blah,blah,blah If you don't like them no one is forcing blah,blah,blah"
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:25 am, #76026
Yes you put out the bait. So people would argue with you. We are only giving you what you wanted. Also political posters are boring. Where is the funny?
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:54 pm, #76018
Wow, I put out some troll bait and got 2 bites. The frozen frog and his bovine boyfriend. I'll respond later when I have time to kill reading their ignorant responses.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #75807
I think wtfo's mom was a little too friendly with the canadian sailors during the war.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:46 am, #75570
Sand in his v*****. Sorry I missed a period.....just like WTFO's mom. difference is I don't have a list of truckers to call and request child support.
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:14 am, #75565
I am sick and tired of being treated like a Little kid. WTFO wants to ride the bus ALONE.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:11 am, #75564
"socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog" How has he been "socialist" f*** your frozen comment "Frog? WTF? Where do you get this crap you redneck f***?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:05 am, #75563
You mean sand in his v***** his dirty, dirty v*****
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:56 am, #75561
This guy knows nothing about canadians he just has sand in his crack cause his guy lost an election. Like everyone on motifake cares about american politics. I think bringing back the funny is top priority! enough political propaganda and hateful crap
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:55 am, #75560
who cares what you researched, And quit s****** up to Sean (the only Canadian who likes you)....or so you think.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:52 am, #75559
or it is now at least!
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am, #75558
If you give me a doll I will show you where she touched me....it's a dirty place.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:48 am, #75556
she had special "requests" ....I'm still in therapy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:46 am, #75555
and the tag "funny" does not belong.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am, #75554
why is the word "white" one of your tags?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am, #75553
Nice good cop bad cop moooooo this guy brings all this on himself to get attention by defending himself and then cries "i dont have to defend myself". He loves the sound of his own voice and the look of his text on a page. also why the overcharge by mommy
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:42 am, #75552
You call everyone who disagrees with you a socialist.....you are the true timmy. you bring this on yourself.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:35 am, #75548
Do you know any french canadians? You post more comments defending your posters than anyone else does commending them. Using tag words like socialist to make it sound like its you and yours against them and theirs. You invite criticism with every new post
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:30 am, #75545
"I don't have to explain my posters" No you don't ....we all know they suck. We get it... You are trying to make up for your lack of intellect .. and yeah I f***ed your mother and she only charged me 4 bucks....Canadian. I'm not from Quebec either.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:28 am, #75543
Your problem is that you believe every stereotype you hear. what would it matter if i were french? you cant paint everyone with the same brush. its sad that a grown man can hate a whole province of people. Have you ever been to quebec?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:17 am, #75538
Nah its just a Canadian nickname to most people here, and a hockey team in vancouver ( as far from quebec as possible ) You calling me hate filled is like me calling you funny. I am not french and have never lived in quebec
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:15 am, #75519
lot in my dealings with this socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog. I forgive you, Timmy. You can't help your ignorance. So put on your helmet and go play, eh?
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:13 am, #75517
I don't have to explain my posters to Canuck, the self-appointed funny police. I researched the word Canuck and found that it doesn't necesarily refer to a Canadian (like our friend, Sean) but is specifically directed at French Canadians. That explained a
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:35 am, #75505
The equine reference?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 12:14 am, #75493
Where's the funny?
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:08 am, #75489
[Regarding Obama] That's not what he meant but it's probably his desire.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:19 pm, #72349
assertions. Your generalization of hospitals and Americans display true ignorance. While Mark chooses the phrase "suck it" towards you, I'll pick FOMF (f*** Off, Mother f***er)!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:18 pm, #72348
First off, there are 2 sounds the letter "c" can make. The intended sound is the "s" not the "k" in my posts, so f*** off on your instructions. Second, your personal attacks show your stupidity. You call names because you have no facts to support your
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:36 am, #72230
mooooo - Suck it.
moooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:15 am, #72216
first off never refer to a lady as "porc" second, you sir are a total douche. US hospitals of all kinds suck because they are run by Americans aka greedy,cheap bastards
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:17 am, #71919
We can start with Nationalized Health Care. If you want to see how well the govt runs health care, then I suggest you visit an Army hospital. Trust me you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like that.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:20 pm, #71153
mrawesomo - first give me everything you own and then I'll tell you.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:36 pm, #71133
What's so bad about socialism?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm, #56234
He has already weakened our ability to do so.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm, #56233
a whole bunch of bad guys and the new judge comes in and says thanks for your work but since I don't like the last judge, I'm setting the convicts free. You'd be pretty upset, right? The military's duty is to protect this nation and its citizens...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:34 pm, #56232
One last point is the HUGE error in shutting down Gitmo. Several of these war criminals will be released back to their home country to mount more attacks against our military and against our homeland. Think of it if you were a police officer who caught...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:04 pm, #56229
Pres Obama and the liberal Congress are already screwing it up and we're not out of January yet.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm, #56228
Porc, if the stimulus package makes it through the Senate as it passed the House, we are facing much bigger govt, mass welfare (called tax rebates to those who don't pay taxes) and a huge environmental push instead of economic stimulus.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:20 pm, #56203
WILL PEOPLE STOP TALKING **** ABOUT OBAMA FOR ONCE!? We gave Bush TWO chances. LET HIM f*** UP BEFORE YOU TALK ****.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:00 pm, #56191
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. We don't lop the heads off our enemies, or stone our women, or any of the other horrific acts they perform in the name of their "peaceful" religion. We just make them uncomfortable so the tell us where the friends are.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 4:49 am, #56132
Guantanamo Bay detention camp: because if the terrorists do it, we should too.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 12:40 am, #54091
While your working ph**oshop, can you do something about all the Chinese soldiers in the poster too?
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:26 am, #53981
WTFO - After the comment from NAPalm1989, I downloaded your poster and substituted the socialist fist and rose for the hammer and sickle. It just doesn't have the same impact but it did give me a good laugh.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:21 am, #53976
WTFO - Absof***inlutely! That's what makes this country great. It's just that I'm not comfortable with pissing in his cornflakes just yet. I agree with you 100 percent about closing Gitmo. I'm afraid he just wants to bring his friends closer to home.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 11:17 am, #53975
Who keeps letting Timmy in?
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:09 am, #53970
the people who voted for this a** have no idea what they have unleashed on the U.S
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:55 pm, #53886
...and it's only day 3 on the job.
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:54 pm, #53885
Mark, I still respect the Office of the President and my Commander in Chief. However, questioning his policies (especially with his own words) isn't out of bounds. I hope he does good, but closing Gitmo in a year is a horrible mistake & it's only
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:11 pm, #53795
The hammer and sickle symbol is far more inflamatory than the "Socialist International" symbol of a hand clutching a rose. I think they were going for that whole "Flower Power" thing to draw in the Liberal Democrats.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 3:38 pm, #53787
I would agree that they're different, but not "very different ideologies."
NAPalm1989 - January 22, 2009, 1:48 pm, #53780
I'd like to point out the huge flaw in this post, socialism and communism (the hammer and sickle) are very different ideologies
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:56 pm, #53761
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, hope he does the right thing, and hope that he doesn't turn all of his words into actions. The poster however is right on target.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:53 pm, #53760
WTFO - Nice poster! I'm going to lay off of Mr. Obama for a while though. It has to do with that part of the oath about the "officers appointed over me." Although I'm retired I don't feel that I'm released from that oath.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:17 am, #53755
Are you sure it's not his a**?


BOREDOM -


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Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm, #127021
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #126995
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


MUSICIANS - One pissed off girlfriend away from Homeless


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OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am, #129052
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm, #128575
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm, #128412
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am, #128342
lol@jmac
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am, #128338
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm, #128043
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm, #128036
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am, #127803
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am, #127796
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am, #127788
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm, #127783
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm, #127782
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm, #127779
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm, #127778
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm, #127777
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm, #127737
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm, #127736
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm, #127732
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm, #127728
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor, not a magician! I can't pull a rabb-oh, wait. . .I guess I'm a magician, after all.




MOTIFAKER'S BRAIN -


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spacedog - August 2, 2011, 11:53 pm, #222361
Got my vote for a t-5hirt.
champ99 - August 1, 2011, 3:04 pm, #222310
Where is the sweater puppies lobe?
Greeny - August 1, 2011, 6:17 am, #222293
Where is the 'Ability to drive a stick-shift' lobe?
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 10:42 pm, #222272
If it had a Military Weapons Knowledge section it would have been better.
crankyhead - July 31, 2011, 10:31 pm, #222271
I'm gonna file 'Beer' and 'Bacon' in the 5cience 5ection.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:51 pm, #222263

the social skills portion is way too large.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:57 pm, #222244
join the club, we got T-5hirts


Unappreciated -


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Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm, #255603
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security




OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view.


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Rating: 3.19/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 7:59 pm, #164841
I understand, and i will play within the rules
rerun - March 14, 2010, 7:45 pm, #164839

WTFO is banned from this site if that tells you anything, just a head up. we don't want any crap here. you are new so we will give you the benefit
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:51 pm, #164814
Am I in trouble?? Besides he started it....lol
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:31 pm, #164803

SgtRock, we now post political posters and conversations on politifake.org. It helps keep the flame wars and hate down here.
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #164800
The ring of truth...
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:39 am, #102811
Thank you PKP. Hey, a name, don't judge.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am, #92734
And Dockers.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am, #92733
Only if you're into a*** play.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 4:36 am, #92732
Classic.


UNPREPARED - This guy is not.


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Rating: 2.79/5

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reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm, #121170
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm, #80765
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm, #80752
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am, #80699
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm, #80439
That ph**o was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm, #80298
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm, #80294
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm, #80286
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.


$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??


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lunchmeat5000 - August 24, 2009, 1:35 am, #111226
I think so...or I was drunk and incapable of coherent thought.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 11:20 pm, #111168
I was shooting for perfection. Where did I lose that .1%? Maybe it was a typo, bud.
lunchmeat5000 - August 7, 2009, 12:07 am, #105462
Natchez is a ****hole anyway(like most of MS), they need all the help that can get...but the rest of the country shouldn't be paying for it. It's a state issue only. WTFO, 99.9% of the time, I'm in agreement with you anyways.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:25 pm, #105414
Hmm, fair enough. Sorry if I jumped the gun on you. lm5000, I'd say even $1M of federal tax dollars is a waste. If it has important historical value then the state should have funded it, not folks who live in the other 49 states.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:59 pm, #105381
But the Mayor is saying they only requested $1mil, where this $600mil comes from is not known. Stimuluswatch.org still Waste of has it at 600mil. Waste of d*** money if you ask me.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:56 pm, #105378
Forks of the Road Heritage Trail. This project would greatly enhance one of the primary gateways to our city by creating an African American/Ethnic Heritage Trail along a stretch of St. Catherine Street between the Forks of the Road Slave Market Site.
Hmm - August 6, 2009, 6:51 am, #105165
If you are addressing me, I never claimed that it would have an effect on the economy. (Hence my comment about the ridiculously high cost.) I was merely pointing out a logical flaw in the math used by the OP.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:36 am, #102808
POTUS, screamed we need this now, don't read, vote yes! Hurry! Hurry or a catastrophe will happen. We'll be at 8% unemployment by May without it. Well, they signed it and we're approaching 10% unemployment with the "rescue stimulus". We were lied to.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:35 am, #102806
Hmm, do you honestly believe that this particular effort in the "stimulus " bill actually constitutes stimulus that will have an affect on the US economy? I don't. This is one of many wasteful lines in that BS bill that NOBODY read before voting.
Ad Hominem much? - July 27, 2009, 1:52 am, #100710
InDDeed... Because a guy's love of c*****ge has *everything* to do with their arguments. BTW, only about half the aliases listed for me are mine. Such is the fate of those whose ISP uses DHCP...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:43 am, #100400
You'd almost make a good point if one of your aliases wasn't ***bLover.
Hmm - July 26, 2009, 10:40 am, #100398
That math a**umes a 1-time construction cost rather than including annual upkeep/salaries, materials (even trails use some), and land purchase. It *does* seem ridiculously high though. How many acres and miles of trails are we talking about here? O_o;
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 12:57 am, #58405
As a MS resident, I'm still wondering wtf is going on with that.


9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)


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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am, #23911
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.


SO TELL ME -


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Faradio - January 2, 2012, 3:24 pm, #227191
Guys, not every question is made to be answered. Specially those in posters. :)
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 5:03 am, #227176
Quality is important up to a point. I don't need the worlds greatest spoon, I need a spoon that will hold food. I can stay at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai and pay 28k a nite or the Holiday Inn and afford it without taking out a loan.
CloudchaserS - December 20, 2011, 12:14 am, #226754
It's because we have an economy structured in a way that companies are forced to compete on who can make the most profit instead of who can make the highest quality product.


ADDICTION -




PERSONAL IDENTITY - If you don't have one, whats the point of taking pictures?


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PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:16 pm, #214767
"which one are you" "I'm the one in black" "oh...."
GySgt1811 - March 17, 2011, 2:20 pm, #214513
Me, too!
Claire - March 17, 2011, 3:37 am, #214482
Sometimes I wonder what this place has come to.
GySgt1811 - March 16, 2011, 4:26 pm, #214424
Good afternoon, Claire. I can help you with one.
Claire - March 16, 2011, 3:12 pm, #214413
I want to know who the twenty one people voting this above a one are.
MilDoc - March 16, 2011, 1:45 pm, #214403
I like the ph**o bomber behind her!


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THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm, #210239
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm, #112635
Muslim pirates eh?


GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).


TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
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Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm, #122002
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*


PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!!


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AndyMadcap - December 27, 2010, 11:34 pm, #208454
As a native Delawarean, I approve this message.
gentleman89 - December 9, 2009, 3:00 pm, #144154
I am not apolitical, but my leanings aren't important. This is just f***ing funny. I can see a Bush/Cheney poster saying the same thing and being just as funny.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:15 am, #113506
Shut UP. You're saying too much...
Sean - August 31, 2009, 3:12 am, #113504
But he says he not a cow. That's pretty powerful evidence no? Given that cows can't type.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:05 am, #113503
No one's buying it Sean... We all know he's a cow.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:45 am, #113501
Yer a wh*** ... ssss, yer a horse. Yeah that's it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 2:41 am, #113499
I couldn't help going back for the pie once in a while....take that however you want.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 1:51 am, #113481
You ex used to make it for you all the time? Wow dude, you suck at breaking up.
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 1:48 am, #113480
I dunno. If I get the opportunity, I may try it and get back with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 1:37 am, #113476
It's made with instant pistachio pudding an ex of mine used to make it form me all the time....You don't know what you're missing.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:12 pm, #113441
Pistachio pie??? Dude, you need help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 12:59 am, #113174
Pistachio with whhhhhhip cream.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:53 pm, #113151
Whatever, EGD, whatever.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 11:32 pm, #113143
In all fairness, there was no funny in your political poster. And I'm far too busy with life things to pay attention to if a poster's new or old. Just take the kudos, jeez.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:28 pm, #113142
Old poster, EGD. You apparently never looked for the funny in my political stuff. Liam, I've got no interest in arguing with a brainwashed troll. It's a waste of my typing. MO is right. LM5, I'd say we normally agree. Press on, brother.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 10:49 pm, #113129
..Nah, still better. And it's nice to see WTFO supplying the funny instead of the usual political b.s. Kudos to you, sir.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:43 pm, #113128
"But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country." So having a self avowed ex-coke user and Jeff Dunham's puppet, Walter, run the country is better? About the same isn't it?
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:06 pm, #113067
There's nothing worse "than having a retard" tell people how retarded they are and yet be a complete and total retard himself. It's called being a trolling Timmy so quit f***ing trolling and lighten the f*** up. f***tard!
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:03 pm, #113066
Liam since you're going on and on about telling people how retarded they are, and how they shouldn't make complete a**es of themselves on the interweb, but still can't keep from making grammatical errors in your bashing of others? I'll help you out....
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:50 pm, #113063
Oh another spelling check on myself before the nazi's come crawling "than having a retard"
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm, #113061
Most of you are so ignorant towards american politics you're too stupid and ill-informed to even realize how little power the president actually has. Read a f***ing U.S History and Government textbook or something ffs.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm, #113060
Anyone who supported Bush needs to just stfu about Obama. He isn't perfect. He won't save us all. It won't be easy. But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country.
lukey1000 - August 12, 2009, 5:26 pm, #107693
Don't talk about the King Barack like that. He is the greatest presid... oh dang, I'm all out of Kool-Aid! What you mean he won't save us all and make the world all warm and fuzzy. Oh well there is always Oprah.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:19 am, #70331
PSST! Hey Joe help me f*** this country. I got all these people too follow me by filling them with fluff and making them all warm and fuzzy. Now I am going too stick it too them and they wont even realize it. HAHAHAHA!!!!!


NORMAN THOMAS -




EXPEDITIONARY WARFARE SPECIALIST (EXW) - Not for the faint-hearted.




HEY, YOU... - Your hard work will be rewarded by taking what you have earned, and giving it to an ingrate who blames you for their laziness. Sucker...


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism
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WTFO2 - September 25, 2009, 1:05 am, #121560
I agree, reason has no clue on what anarchy really is beyond a *** Pistols song. He'd likely be wiped out in the first week.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 2:19 am, #121306
true enough, Lurch, anarchy almost always leads to series' of short brutal dictatorships and other tyrannies.
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 2:16 am, #121305
I am going to guess that "reason" is about 23.. otherwise anarchy is brutality..ultimate Darwinism: daily survival of the fittest.rhetoric be d***ed, gimme my gun
motifake - September 23, 2009, 5:42 pm, #121178

Great point Jmac. So true. Too bad power corrupts so often.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:33 pm, #121177
Actually, the ideal form of government is a kingdom, but if and only if the king is good. If the king isn't good, then it's the worst.
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:16 pm, #121168
dont knock a system until you learn about it. conservatives and liberals both suck as far as im concerned. Anarchy is the worlds perfect ideal. a world where there are no divisions among people. we are all just that, people. no races or nationalities
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:14 pm, #121166
socialism is, ideally, a system in which the worker is proteced from exploitation. Thus a step forward from the time where people starve in the street because they have a job that doesnt pay enough because their corporate HQ wont pay a livable wage
HAHA - May 30, 2009, 11:32 pm, #83197
That what he is taking us for we are the suckers.


FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles


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Haarakkon - July 21, 2010, 11:01 am, #185719
Yeah, now. Not when this poster was created, though.
Woodywood03a - July 20, 2010, 9:54 pm, #185667
Do we have a website for this????
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:10 am, #126691
Always give credit where due. Never plagarize others' words.
Rain Bojangles - September 4, 2009, 3:05 pm, #115036
Thanks for the cred!


APPLE PI - An Irrational Snack for Mathematicians




PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers


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TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 8:13 am, #87180
Think his portrait will be modeled after this pic?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:09 am, #76083
why is "white" one of your tags?


FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!


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Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:50 am, #130609
Communists and fascists have different philosophies about the relationship between people and government, but they came to the same conclusion: an elected dictator who manages the economy. Go far enough to any extreme and you'll come full circle.
Sean-sequitur - September 3, 2009, 11:33 pm, #114817
MEET THE NEW BOSS ... Probably also scared of horses.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:54 pm, #79128
mmmm. cake. You a funny guy, mooo.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:52 pm, #79125
Cake!! . chill out man you're gonna have a stroke. Ignore those who disagree with you. I haven't spoken to my wife in days, I didn't want to interrupt her.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:47 pm, #79118
New World Order was in wrestling, not the Republican party. Obama and the Congress are giving us Fascism with a happy face on it. The govt own a majority share of AIG, Citi, BoA, GM, on and on and they want more. The definition above fits his policies.
Marduke - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am, #78760
Aren't you confusing that with the Republican Party and their so called "New World Order".
Getoffit - May 8, 2009, 2:24 am, #78744
Jeez... Obama's either Communist or Fascist. They're opposites so he can't be both.... which is it?? Your man lost the election, get over it already...


INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




ALL THAT'S LEFT - To Do Is ...SMILE...SMILE...SMILE...




SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -




RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter.


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mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:44 am, #105133
holy **** I need to check my recent comments more often.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:49 am, #95663
If that is what you support, then enjoy. My silver lining is that you need to endure 4 years of a Carter to get a Reagan.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:48 am, #95662
massive inflation. Also, they are making no effort to fix the oil shortage that is causing the gas prices to creep higher towards that $4 mark again.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:46 am, #95661
future? Pres Obama and the Dem Congress has spent our future. They are borrowing money from China that my kids and grandkids (years from being born) will have to pay for. In addition, the rampant printing of the US dollar will devalue it resulting in
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:45 am, #95660
Woody, in case you hadn't heard we have recently turned over security in major Iraqi cities to the Iraqi govt. That is a direct result of the surge ops that Pres Obama opposed. That is a major step to winning "a war that is a no win". You talk about our
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:44 pm, #95643
A third term for a guy who said a dictatorship wouldn't be so bad so long as he was the dictator? Yay democracy!
Woody - July 14, 2009, 5:47 pm, #95568
Uh... You would want us to stay in a war that is a no win? stay in debt and have nothing for the future???? If you want it, you can have it, I will take this.
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:47 pm, #84041
Haiti, North Korea, and Palistine/Israel. See what good work he does? See how peaceful those places are and how much the care about "social and economic justice"?
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:45 pm, #84039
He created higher unemployment rate for Reagan to fix than Obama "inherited". He allowed Iran to hold Americans hostage for 444 days (Iran let them go when Reagan won cause he was going to f them up). He got a Nobel Peace Prize for bringing "peace" to
NYG - June 3, 2009, 11:24 am, #83901
Explain to me again what Carter ever did? Besides building a shack somewhere in Kentucky?
Dylan - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm, #79273
John carter was a d*** good president and bush did pretty well for someone of his intelligence. But I just said someone of HIS INTELLIGENCE.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 11:25 pm, #71442
You didn't take the bait, Mark.... no fun!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:53 pm, #71429
I understand. Shemale p*** is confusing, but that doesn't make it wrong. And if it's wrong, I don't always have to be right.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:44 pm, #71421
I know, Mark... it just has the same credibility as the 9/11 stuff.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm, #71417
Sean - Don't tease me about Anne Coulter. You know I think she's h**.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm, #71416
agdaniele - The video I posted has nothing to do with 9/11. It's about the economy.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:39 pm, #71414
Sean - I totally agree. I'm just trying to discuss this stuff with Haarakkon. I appreciate your intervention efforts. I think I might take your suggestion, watch some p***, and then chase my wife around the house. Hopefully she won't run too fast.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:38 pm, #71413
P.S.: images of Anne Coulter are the only known exception to good ol' Rule 34.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:37 pm, #71412
Mark... I saw that video years ago... when they tried to explain that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:33 pm, #71410
Hi Mark. Uhmm, is anyone else here? No? d***. It can't be an intervention if I'm the only one who shows up. Shoot. *awkward minutes pass -- looks at wrist, no watch there* Uhmm, on behalf of everyone, we think yer not watching enough p***. Bye.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:32 pm, #71409
What I did find was this video. Watch this and maybe you'll see who screwed up the economy. The American people only believe what the media tells them. They have short memories. Watch ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMInSfanqg It gives a time
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:28 pm, #71406
There is an excellent video that gives a time line of what GWB and the Republicans tried to do to get Fannie & Freddie under control and how it was blocked by Barney Frank and the Dems. I've been looking for it and I haven't been able to find it a
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:01 pm, #71385
Bush tried to fix the problem several times. Barney Frank and the rest of the Democrats said there was no problem and block all attempts to put in more controls. But the payoffs from Fannie and Freddie were too good for the Dems to allow more controls.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 7:44 pm, #71369
Okay, that was a decade ago. Do you allege that Bush could not have fixed this? Would that be ineptitude or just good old indifference?
Mark - April 7, 2009, 7:07 pm, #71361
What the Junior Senator from Illinois had was the media in his pocket and nearly unlimited funds coming from overseas. His Democratic buddies in the House and Senate then spent the tax dollars to buy votes. Did you read poster #47456? It explains a lot.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:58 am, #71298
I didn't know a junior Senator from Illinois had more clout than the President.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 11:49 am, #71297
Nope. Not one iota of blame. GWB spent money keeping us safe for 2,687 days. The Democrats spent my tax money buying the votes of the sick, lame, and lazy along with the legal relatives of illegal aliens.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:39 am, #71294
Has it occurred to our right-wing brethren that had Bush *not* been a complete debacle that Obama wouldn't have been elected? God forbid we should place *any* blame on the conservative altar.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:32 am, #71291
I remember the comments regarding Fannie Mae, etc. You're absolutely right, I was back-tracking from November, not January. My bad. At any rate, it's okay to be sodomized by Standard Oil? Was that Obama's fault? How far back do you go?
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:40 pm, #71226
Take a look at my poster #47456. Maybe that will refresh your memory on who exactly got us into this mess.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:39 pm, #71224
Who needs a crystal ball? Just pick up a newspaper and it will tell you how deep BHO is digging the hole. But don't worry, he'll just print more money and kiss some more Muslim a**.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:38 pm, #71223
By my count we're only 2 and a half months into this administration it just seems like 6 months. Actually it seems more like 6 years. I'm a little tired of hearing that it was GWB who ruined our economy.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 6:46 pm, #71172
Ahhh, c'mon, Mark. Ya got a crystal ball in your back pocket? There's a lot of doom-saying lately with the new administration, but we're only 6 months in.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:36 pm, #71167
mrawesomo - We'll have more than a trillion dollar debt before BHO is finished. Don't blame GWB for the debt, blame the democrats in congress. Tell Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi about the debt. Leave now and you'll be there by morning. Hurry up and GTFO.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 6:16 pm, #71151
Do you guys know how much of an epic fail W. made? we had a surplus, A SURPLUS! Now we have a trillion dollar debt. I don't want to see even more "success" from republicans.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:59 am, #70995
LD - Could I borrow that note for a few minutes? I'd like to make a copy of WTFO's Mother's signature so I can practice it for future notes.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:48 am, #70984
Excuse me, but I've gotta note: "Dear President Obama, please excuse WTFO from paying taxes this year as he works hard for his money unlike those you want to give it to. Signed, WTFO's Mother" I always cracked up at Epstein's notes!
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:51 pm, #70835
That takes me back. Too bad we can't attach that sound to this poster.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 7:03 pm, #70810
Gotta love the theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 6:59 pm, #70809
OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! (with my hand raised). I know the answer to that question. You and I are.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 12:47 am, #70549
Who you callin' an old guy? Old guy. Up your nose with a rubber hose.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:39 am, #70544
Thank you, Sean. For getting the joke. It's nice to know I'm not the only old guy on the site.
Sean - April 4, 2009, 1:15 pm, #70429
Dude, that's Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington. Carter was the dude with the 'stache. Sheesh! *snickers maniacally (sp?)*


JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded.


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BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 5:42 pm, #169221
Hjernespreng please take this policaltribe over to our sister site: PolitiFake.com...they will love you there!
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 5:39 pm, #169219
Yes, perhaps it is a jedi mindtrick. It sure as hell worked when he burned the republicans in his recent speech on healthcare :p
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:06 am, #113158
Yeah, t*** survived. (As they should). I'm done now.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:05 am, #113157
For the sake of learning the boundaries, I'll use George Carlin's 7 words: ****, f***, piss, ****, ****sucker, mother f***er, and t***. I guess I now have to wash my hands with soap.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:03 am, #113155
Has anyone else noticed that the new censorship software knocks out clean words too. class, bass, a***ysis, crass, grass, a**assin, etc.
HAHA - April 11, 2009, 4:02 pm, #72295
He is so weak he couldnt do a mind trick.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:15 am, #69220
whites in America are more color-blind than in the past, it also proved that blacks in America are not more color-blind since 95% of the black vote went to him. Racism and discrimination is real regardless of the color of its source.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:13 am, #69219
purpose #2 use race to elevate yourself. I got over the historic part of the first half African Am. as president on Nov 5th. His actions in the first 2 months show that my vote against him was correct. He's a socialist. While his election does prove that
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:11 am, #69218
Mob, I never said racism is dead. My point is we shouldn't be dividing ourselves up as Americans based on stupid differences like race. Identify racists and shun them. Mark is correct that BHO used, in part, race to win the election. As stated before in
Elder God Douchebag - March 30, 2009, 10:27 am, #69052
Stop telling people to make peace with me, Mark. Now people won't leave me alone.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:22 am, #69049
I volunteer to make love with Condoleezza Rice! *Please wear the boots, please wear the boots, please wear the boots*
Mark - March 30, 2009, 10:03 am, #69044
I almost forgot...Porcelina agreed with WTFO!!! It's yet another sign of the apocolypse. Make peace with your God while there is still time or if you don't believe in God start making love with wild abandon. THE END IS NEAR!
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:59 am, #69043
...Ms. Rice has pretty much kept her mouth shut about him, but I think either one of them would have made a far better president than BHO.
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:58 am, #69042
...kind of policies Colin Powell or Condoleezza Rice would have had if they were running for president but chances are that I would have voted for them because they are far more conservative than BHO. I know that Colin Powell endorsed BHO and that...
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:53 am, #69040
I think the point to be made here is that race is what got BHO elected. He wasn't elected in spite of his race he was elected because of his race. I didn't vote for him, not because he was black, but because I don't like his policies. I don't know what...
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:51 am, #69012
that as plain as possible. You speak as though racism is completely dead in the U.S. Look around, and you might see that's not at all the case.
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:50 am, #69011
Ah, bifurcation. Also good. My original point was that I am glad that the first black president has been elected, which is indisputable proof that the U.S. is becoming more "color-blind." I apologize if that's not what you took out of it; i tried to make
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:53 am, #68997
Here are two equally dumb statements: an ignorant white guy saying "I can't get a job because of affirmative action" and a guy of any other color, "I can't get a job because I'm not white". Both are lame excuses that remove responsibility from the idiot.
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am, #68996
skin color is only useful for two purposes: 1. to keep people down or 2. to somehow elevate yourself. Which is your purpose?
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am, #68995
In their time it did. Maybe you should buy a calendar; it's 2009 and we should be moving to an America that is color-blind. That was MLK's dream or are you ignoring that fact? Keep racism alive if it suits your needs though, mobius. Dividing people by
mobius - March 30, 2009, 12:43 am, #68993
Hah. An ad hominem argument. That's good. Tell Harriet Tubman, Malcom X, MLK Jr., Rosa Parks, or Frederick Douglas that race has absolutely nothing to do with anything. I'm sure they will agree.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:58 pm, #68878
Wow! I've had Porc come to my defense?! A red letter day. I'm a little frightened that we agree on something, I wouldn't be surprised if you're a little scared too. v/r,
Porcelina - March 29, 2009, 5:04 pm, #68871
I think he is an intelligent individual to make that statement. Race has absolutely nothing to do with anything, it is simply a pigment and should not be a factor in anything you small minded little ****.
mobius - March 29, 2009, 5:01 pm, #68869
Who are you to say what should or shouldn't have significance to other voters?
Elder God Douchebag - March 24, 2009, 12:17 am, #67462
You mean to say elections AREN'T about underhanded tactics? This just destroys all I know to be real..
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:14 am, #67459
they can gain power. I think it is disgraceful that our President and his campaign used the Race Card every time they were criticized. He leveraged his race to get elected. So at best, it's an achievement gained thru underhanded tactics.
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:12 am, #67457
I disagree. His race has no signficance to me and shouldn't to other Americans. I personnaly don't give a flip about anyone's race because I believe we are all Americans. Color is just another way politicians divide us and turn us against each other so
Mobius - March 23, 2009, 10:58 am, #67323
No, I'm saying I laud the man for being black and the President of the United States. Regardless of his political stances, that's a pretty weighty achievement.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:18 am, #67264
Are you suggesting I am racist or a bigot? Let's not forget that with 95% of the African Am. vote behind his election, there was racism working for him as well.
Mobius - March 22, 2009, 5:52 pm, #67193
Hopefully our next president will overcome the same racial bigotry Obama has. Maybe he'll be g**.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:36 pm, #62561
I'll take a whiskey sour. I must admit that I'm surprised this poster got so much attention so fast. I only made it last night.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 9:53 pm, #62553
Mark said it well enough for me & I don't drink, but I'll be the designated driver.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 9:52 pm, #62552
To my knowlege that may be the cleverest way I have ever been called a "cheap drunk". Mark Twain had nothing on you. Cheers.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 9:16 pm, #62543
How about if we all stay here together? I'll buy us all a beer and we can all laugh while you're being intentionally funny.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 7:59 pm, #62524
Now there's an idea ... both you's guys go off and get ****faced somewhere's else. There ain't one intentially funny thing in any of your comments here ... not that I read them ... life's too short.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 5:02 pm, #62512
We should probably discuss this over a beer or ten...first round is on me. Enjoy the game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 5:01 pm, #62511
housing mess was also caused by the greed of the banks in trying to up their financials as well, so there is plenty of blame to go around. I'm hopping off the soapbox and am going to grab a beer and watch a game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:59 pm, #62510
But due to loss of income(s) have not been able to keep it. I don't think that it's their fault for losing the house becuase their company went overseas, nor are they welfare slackers, but they could've used some help just the same. Don't forget the...
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:56 pm, #62509
each other. That is one of the things that makes this country great, in so much as we can completely disagree on how to accomplish something, but still respect the opinions of the other. I have friends of mine who played by the rules when buying a house..
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:53 pm, #62508
Fair enough. I just hope that both parties can put aside all the b.s. and work toward the betterment of the country. I will be the 1st one to face you, out of respect, if I am wrong. But that is only cuz we can have dialogue w/o becoming retarded with..
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:42 pm, #62506
Marduke - I'm not sure if during my rant I answered your question, but yes, let me be the first in line to apologize if BHO fixes our problems. That's it...I'm done.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:40 pm, #62505
...to read the writing on the wall. They believe whatever the media tells them. 99 percent of them think we live in a democracy when this country was formed as a Republic and remains a Republic. That same 99 percent don't even know the difference.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:37 pm, #62504
I'm sorry that you're going to have to listen to more rants about socialism than you want to but I'm ranting more than I should have to. I have deep fears for the future of my country because I believe most of my countrymen have become too complacent...
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:33 pm, #62503
If I hadn't made my house payments the Cook County Sheriff would have thrown my a** in the street and the bank would have boarded up the windows pending sale. But now BHO is going to save everyone who can't make their payments and he's using my money.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:30 pm, #62502
Now my tax dollars are going to save some deadbeat's mortgage. I sold my home in Chicago in 2005 for $230K. It's now trashed and on the market again for $61K. That's less than what I paid for it in 1984. That's what happens when there's no money down.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:28 pm, #62501
Our financial crisis was brought about by the share the wealth mentality in the housing market. People bought homes with no money down that they couldn't afford and then walked away like they were just renters. Actually that's what they really were.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:25 pm, #62500
I hope BHO does well. Because if he does well the country does well and I do well. However I don't want this to be a socialist government. I've worked hard for what I have and I don't see the need to share it with those who haven't worked at all.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 3:54 pm, #62493
How about come up with something different than another socialism rant. When Obama finishes 8 years and our country's better off, will you be in line to apologize or toe the line that it isn't fixed unless a repub does it. That would be weak minded.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm, #62489
Old and stale? He's only been in office for a little over a month. You want to try old and stale? Try 8 years of GWB jokes. BHO says that he's been to 57 states and it's OK, but everyone claims GWB was stupid. Let me tell you about old and stale.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 1:07 pm, #62469
Your comments make me laugh so hard I start to cry. So anyone with a different view is weak minded or a simpleton...Your constant "boy who cried wolf" act is getting old and stale.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #62441
Sadly, many Americans just are that weak minded and simpletons.


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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm, #110899
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm, #110897

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm, #110896
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm, #110889
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am, #110838
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am, #110837
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.


THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!!


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:27 am, #126697
boe, which implies that he OWES his supporters. Whereas, his opponent spent the capped amount they both agreed to prior to Mr. Moneybags seeing a shortcut.
boeweizer - October 9, 2009, 3:10 pm, #125058
yeah but it wasn't his money he spent
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:52 am, #118235
Again, you're bringing up this false accusation? If you'd like I can explain how Mark ended up with my name, but you obviously don't care about truth, just attacking anyone who dares to disagree with you. BTW, brainiac. How come mine doesn't say Mark?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:43 am, #118230
No, whats truly pathetic, is that you dont know that it posts your other aliases when you post. MARK, uh i mean WTFO, or whoever you have created today to agree with yourself. :)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:14 am, #116519
Any proof? No. You just can't handle the fact that there might be more than one person here that disagrees with the POTUS and you. Truly pathetic.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:21 am, #116161
Dont feel bad Canada, most of the people that agree with WTFO are in fact, WTFO himself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 8:01 pm, #99522
Any time you right wing hate monger....XD
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:16 am, #99227
the great observation and giving me a chance to explain my position.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:15 am, #99224
Moo+, you make an excellent point sir. However, this particular man spent $620M more than his campaign rival since he backed down from his promise (1st of many now) to use govt funds with a cap. Therefore, I think the poster is still relevant. Thanks for
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:14 am, #99222
Mr. R. Thanks. I'm glad to see my words aren't just wasted on idiot p********s like Zed who won't listen to facts.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:38 pm, #98913
hey zed, anonymous means not to divulge an idenity, which im making here
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:22 pm, #98906
Buy a dictionary. That's not what Anonymous means.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:20 am, #98818
hey f***tard Zed! by anonymous i mean that my opinions in this place have direct consequences on the performance of my posters as well as the the strength of my future opinions hold. unlike you i cannot just change my name without a loss.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:33 am, #98592
So we're not going to talk about t***? :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am, #98589
I ask this as a friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am, #98588
Hey WTFO. don't most Presidents spend more money attaining office then they will earn holding it? Isn't the whole point to serve your citizens as a leader and not to turn a profit? Will you agree that this poster might be a bit ill conceived?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:21 am, #98585
So yeah, t*** are great. In fact, I thought of creating a museum based solely on t*** and the titacular titnacity of Tittendom. It shall be called, wait for it....the t***onian. Anybody with funding or t*** welcome. t***.
MrRandom - July 23, 2009, 1:58 am, #98564
Off topic, but I still love seeing you rip into badly thought out attacks WTFO
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:51 am, #98562
BTW Canada, thanks for stepping up against just another liberal hater who doesn't care about facts with those he/she disagrees with. Slander and stupidity rule the day with people like Zed.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:50 am, #98561
Westboro shows that you are a complete idiot. Most conservatives (especially Palin who's son serves in the military) despise the church's cause and their methods of protesting military funerals.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:48 am, #98560
the UAW's buying of Dems has ultimately paid off again since they will have a lion's share of the ownership of both Chrysler and GM and get to select the majority of the board members. Finally, your comparing Palin supporters with those low lifes at
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:46 am, #98558
competitive. That combined with green liberal pressure to create hybred cars when they continuously failed in the market because the Toyota Prius already cornered that market. Those were major contributors to the failures of the US auto industry. Also,
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:44 am, #98557
their dues to increase their own power and they pay off Dems campaigns so they can bully the auto companies resulting in worker compensation that is $75 an hr (including lifelong benefits) compared to Toyota paying $45 an hr. That made US companies un-
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:42 am, #98556
Zed, if it matters to a drive-by attacker like you, I'm an 16+ active duty military member, not some kid living off my parents. UAW is one of the most corrupt unions in the country. Right up there with the teamsters. They bully workers to be members for
MO - July 22, 2009, 8:32 pm, #98441
Jmac with the pulp ref!! Sweet...been watching those two go at it all day. I gotta say it's been painful...so thanks for injecting something worth while!!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm, #98411
And who's being Anonymous? I signed my comment, or is "Canada" your real name?
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm, #98409
"It's not a motorcycle, it's a Chopper, baby." "Who's Chopper is this?" "It's Zed's" "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:50 pm, #98404
Canada: Get a job, too, and I might take you seriously. Well, at least as seriously as I take Palin supporters and members of the Westboro Baptist Church, which is not at all.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:53 pm, #98389
i may be the smallest contributor but i dont need to hide behind being anonymous
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:52 pm, #98388
WTFO is a major contributor to this site, while i may not agree with all of his opinions(a persons right) his opinions are often valued because they are well thought and not the rantings of an anonymous f***tard (Zed).
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:40 pm, #98385
Here's to hoping that someday you actually move out of your parents basement and get a job, so that you have to live in the REAL WORLD, WTFO.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:39 pm, #98384
Corrupt UNIONS??? Due to the loss of bargaining power the unions USED to have, managers at the GM plant in Wentzville have let older workers DIE on the line before calling for an ambulance so that they don't have to pay the HOSPITAL BILL!
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:43 am, #95659
KIA, you forgot to mention that not only did GM spread itself too thin, but that the overhead costs of its employees driven by the corrupt unions (supported by the Dems), make it almost impossible to turn a profit. ANONU, big floppy ***bs, mmmm.
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:46 pm, #95644
Doesn't anyone just ever talk about t*** anymore?
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 4:05 pm, #95550
General Motors spread itself too thin and collapses? so what let them, people will find new jobs. same for AIG, and all the banks. that's what capitalism is all about.
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 3:59 pm, #95549
WTFO i completely agree that corporate bailouts are communism in disguise and the people of this nation are too stupid to realize it. the people can't differentiate bs fear mongering the left plays on from normal ups and downs of the market
HtD - April 20, 2009, 1:16 am, #74150
This is too funny.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:48 am, #74145
switch tactics to labeling the other person as a bigot, racist, or redneck. If you are looking for racism then you can interpret anything as racist. I don't care about race, obviously you do which makes me believe YOU are the racist here. FOMF!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:46 am, #74144
How the hell is the picture of a man on a cream of wheat box racist you ignorant POS? There are white guys on Quaker oats, and KFC. Are those racial too, you moron? As I said in another post, when a liberal has no facts to back up thier position, they
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:10 pm, #74049
Justify the racial stereotypes! The cream of wheat box and others. Intelligence and eloquence do not make up for racism and bigotry
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:49 am, #73926
founded on. The govt shouldn't be forcing Americans who play by the rules and stay within their means to bail out those who don't. That is what is going on right now. The tea parties on Apr 15 were protesting that very problem. Americans need to wake up.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:47 am, #73925
expect that your opinions will change what or how I post. I guess I can say thanks for the intelligence compliment but I will respectfully disagree with your misguided/outdated a**ertions. I contend that this admin is destroying principles the US was
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:45 am, #73924
Also, there are posters of all kinds on this site. Humor, ***y, political, demotivational, etc. This one employs the irony of someone who can spend so much money is supposed to reign in out of control spending. Rate posters as you see fit, but don't
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:43 am, #73923
Nobody makes you "wade through" political posters (you don't actually have to click on them, it's called freedom of choice). Also, the only thing I hate is policies that are ruining the great country I defend, I don't hate the man because I don't know him
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:26 am, #73921
got out of hand. This 1 in particular is simply devoid of humor and logic. Others employ Racial stereotypes that should have died with our grandfathers. From reading your comments i can see that you are intelligent, just hopelessly misguided and outdated.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:22 am, #73920
its not the sense of humor so much as the lack of humor. As far as who i am, someone who would prefer not to have to wade through all this hate mongering to get a good laugh. I never felt the need to comment until all these non funny political posters
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:03 pm, #73906
balance. Also, I would like BHO to continue following the Pres Carter model of Presidency and be voted out after his first term.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:02 pm, #73905
I'm heart-broken that Canuck doesn't like my sense of humor. Oh wait...who is he? Never mind. We did get through 8 yrs of Clinton but we had a Rep Congress to block his BS for 6 of those yrs. Hopefully, we can get Congress back in 2010 to restore some...
ThePirate - April 18, 2009, 12:10 am, #73763
700,000,000 - 400,000 = 699,600,000... hardly 300 down.. but it wasn't his money.. stupid argument. We got thru 8 years of Clinton.. we'll survive
Canuck - April 17, 2009, 11:51 pm, #73762
This is the most twisted attempt at humor so far! Who the hell wants to lead a country for the money! Not funny and makes no sense.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:22 am, #70337
So he is already 300 in the hole. Dumbass. Well I guess all the people that voted for him are dumbassess.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:44 am, #67082
the blame and fall when the American people rise up with one voice and put a stop to this socialist BS.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:43 am, #67081
BCD, have you looked at the voting record of BHO when he was a Senator? (granted there isn't much of a record to look at, with all the "Not Voted" counts). BHO voted left of Reid and Pelosi. I believe he's pulling the strings and going to let them take...
BoneCD - March 16, 2009, 9:38 pm, #66194
Let's just say for argument sake that he does; With Pelosi and Reid watching his back he's domed to fail anyway
God. - March 16, 2009, 9:30 pm, #66192
Yes.


SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Warming Our Hearts As Hell Warms Our Bodies.




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mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm, #224406
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm, #224367
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm, #224364
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm, #224362

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice


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chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 10:01 pm, #255294
Yeah it's a pretty powerful ph**o. To add to LG's summary: his name was Diego, he was from a very poor and violent region of Brazil. His music teacher and mentor helped him escape that. Sadly, this boy died a year later from acute leukemia.
lgvernon - June 12, 2014, 12:26 pm, #255284

This child is weeping as he plays at the funeral of his music teacher.~True story.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:25 am, #255283
Dang. This goes straight to the heart.


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BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm, #163939
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am, #127605
Perfect.


SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.


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R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm, #149032
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm, #149031
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm, #149029
WTF?


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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm, #218455
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am, #218418
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:58 am, #165592
No man survives when freedom fails, The best men rot in filthy jails, And those who cry ‘appease, appease’ Are hanged by those they tried to please.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:41 pm, #91017
space cake now. Thanks for the extra "space", Porc.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:40 pm, #91016
Haar points out. I do disagree on his statement that all rich folks get there by screwing over other people. There are some in that category and other who truly earned their wealth through honest and honorable means. That is all, I'm just going to eat my
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:39 pm, #91015
TTH, yeah I know I can sound like a broken record. But I'm passionate about the country I defend and am truly concerned with its current direction. Neither party is anywhere close to perfect and too many politicians don't care about regular folks like
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:35 pm, #91013
I'll have a plate with Chocolate Silk pie and a slice of Porc's space cake, please.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:58 am, #90968
computers, and that's all we're going to be until the rest of civilization wakes up and says, you know what, the world does not revolve around me. Wow, this is some great weed.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:57 am, #90967
We like being rich. We like living comfortably, and if it means some people in the world have to starve, f*** it. They had their chance. People like to think we're highly evolved or perfectly created or whatever, but the fact is, we're just monkeys with
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:55 am, #90966
The same goes with globalization. One thing people are afraid of is inevitability, so they try to slow it down. They say that sovereignty is the most important thing a country must keep to survive. The fact of the matter is, all they're saying is f*** you
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:53 am, #90965
shiny things, which is indicative of a lower class of creature, yet money is the reason we are so technologically advanced, partially because trying to do the impossible is something any human plans to achieve, but mostly, we just want to get paid. A lot.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:49 am, #90964
You know, the thing about wealth is that people think of it as power or a way of attaining the means to live in luxury. The truth is, it's just motivation. We as a species, for all our discoveries and all of our triumphs, are still a species obsessed with
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:24 am, #90963
What blows me away in this great country is that we think everyone with wealth is a philanthropic saint. The only way to get wealth is to screw over a whole bunch of people, but they're supposed to magically change when they're rich. Whatever.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:17 am, #90962
symbolic of the big businesses that call the sh**s. I know we all want the Bill Gates' of the world to be great guys and give us all the benefits we can handle, and take care of us in our old age, after all we've done for them, but it just ain't so.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:14 am, #90961
can mindlessly do what they're told. Politicians in this country, for all the left-right rhetoric, wouldn't be politicians if they weren't able to do what they're told, either. Insurance companies are the greatest scam ever created, but they're fairly
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:11 am, #90960
George Carlin, for all his anger, was absolutely right. the system doesn't work, and it hasn't worked for 30 years. I'd go one farther and say 50 years, though. There's no advantage to business to have an intelligent workforce. Business needs drones that
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am, #90959
*affiliation. And the first one to yell spell check is a hypocritical douche.
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am, #90958
Hey, a douche is a douche in my eyes, no matter what political sffiliation. To be honest, I think we should just tear this m**********r down and start all over again, but we as a species are not smart enough to make anarchy truly work.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:06 am, #90956
And many on both the left and the right have s******ed the bull****, hook, line, and sinker - as is evident in the political rhetoric so frequently put up here. A conservative tool or a liberal tool is still just a tool.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:02 am, #90955
Out of curiosity, does anyone really think their elected representative, Republican OR Democrat, gives a rats-ass about them? Maybe if you're the heir to Dow-Corning. That isn't you, and it isn't me. We're nothing more than tools for the system.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:45 am, #90889
Aggy argues his political feelings. But he never Initiates any politifake bull****. So Aggy FTW.
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am, #90885
Huffs and puffs....holy crap!! I just tried to read two days worth of???? Aggy? You my friend got a bad rap on this whole deal...not that i've been on here forever but dammmmn!! In the short time that I have you may have mentioned politics like....twice?
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:24 am, #90875
I don't have that one. Should have caught the seven word thing.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:22 am, #90873
Better than a stick in the eye is an snfu album
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:21 am, #90872
I hear the voices but i cant make out the words
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:19 am, #90870
stick'in in my eye?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:17 am, #90869
Better than a stick in the eye
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #90868
maybe sparkly instead of shiny
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am, #90867
Sticky with a shiny veneer kinda like a little geode.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am, #90866
Wow, You don't know Ideal or SNFU....... The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am, #90864
Purple and sticky is better
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am, #90863
If you swear you'll catch no fish.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:11 am, #90862
Something green and leafy this way comes.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:10 am, #90861
I love me lucky charms. They're magically delicious.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:09 am, #90860
hahaha. WTFO loves me space cake xD
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:08 am, #90859
hard too play poker on "space cake" but I trust you enjoyed the foliage at the poker game?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:07 am, #90858
I'm still thinkin space cake
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:06 am, #90856
no way. no chocolate. Except, maybe, french vanilla or whatever it's called
moooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:05 am, #90855
Chocolate creme pie?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am, #90854
"Like" not "Kike" but that too.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am, #90853
;_; all this talk about pie..... and cake... and other non-chocolate yum yums
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am, #90852
More kike thick pads on the walls and 1 hour of internet time per day.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am, #90851
You guys are no fun tonight. Blueberry
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am, #90850
Good choice. Good choice.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am, #90849
This guy is still talkin about the red menace like its the 50's. he obviously needs to take a pill and mellow out a bit. I imagine he lives in some kinda bunker and has thick bars on the windows. Get with the times ole fella it's not your world anymore!
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am, #90847
Key Lime.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am, #90846
So banana creme is what you're trying to say?
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am, #90845
Best line of the evening, P.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am, #90844
No Guinness today. But I was irritated, so I did what italian guys do... called my gf, she wasn't available, so I got a pizza. Done.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:00 am, #90843
I think it would be best to just drop it at this point and to spare drama.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #90841
Well said, TTH.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am, #90840
As the quote goes; You're talkin' to me all wrong - the wrong tone....
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am, #90839
He hit's everyone wrong. Just have another Guinness. The voices will go away.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am, #90838
Aggy if you just imagine how worked up he gets about this stuff it's totally worth it. I can picture him pounding on his keyboard and wiping spit off the monitor. I dont care about politics so i get a kick out of those who take it so seriously
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:55 am, #90836
I know, mooooo. Timmys aren't irritating... comical at best. This had ego behind it, and it hit me wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:54 am, #90835
There might be 5 that I can think of. But when the heap and I realized that we lived in the same Province it wasn't hard to figure out how close our towns are.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am, #90833
I don't think there are even 42 regulars...? Then again, I've strayed from the poster section of MF for a bit, I could be wrong
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am, #90832
Don't worry Aggy. I used to feel compelled to respond to neurotics on this site. Then I realized that WTFO is a person too. JK
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am, #90830
Well we are Canadian. There are like 42 of us total. and it's not f***ing "cute"
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am, #90829
That was my first and last time. Stupid to engage him.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am, #90827
Strawberry shortcake definitely I love a redhead!
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90826
I say ignore elder god Timmy. Maybe he'll go away.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90825
Strawberry short cake ftw
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90824
no offense wtfo but can you say broken record?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #90823
well, isn't that cute
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:46 am, #90822
Strawberry shortcake or devils food?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90820
spend that on cars, food, etc. As opposed to giving it to major corporations that will blow it, and will not receive any business anyways
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90819
And tonight The heap attended my poker game. BTW Heap. same time next week.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90818
Some socialist actions are needed, though. However, he is making all the wrong decisions. This whole stimulus bull**** is being spent on the wrong things. If all this money was returned to the people it would stimulate the economy because people would
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am, #90817
Yeah porcelina we realized that the other night before you starting pushing us around. My mother always warned me about you American girls.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am, #90816
to undo. Also, giving out massive entitlement programs will be difficult to pay for for everyone. If the rich business owners are taxed harder, they just pass their expenses to everyone via higher prices or employee layoffs.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am, #90815
That night you said we should get a thread we were just figuring out that we lived 40 mins away from each**her.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am, #90814
so is there like a statute of limitations on politifakes? Or do we just get a new bunch of b****es every 4-8 years?
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am, #90813
We do now. thanks to motifake.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am, #90812
I think it's pretty cool that just when we needed a fifth. someone I met on motifake turns out to live so close. You are uglier than we expected though.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am, #90811
Porc, I didn't know that you developed an ax to grind. The true fire happened in the forums, but I'm done with egd. I don't believe that Obama will make the country communist. But, some of his actions may lead to govt socialist actions that are very hard
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am, #90810
O_O do you two know each**her outside of Motifake?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am, #90809
I think yours was walking my dog when you put it in the oven
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am, #90808
We know. We're just jerking your chain.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am, #90807
we know i was just trying to include you
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am, #90806
I re-red the box and It is supposed to be thawed, so I think maybe we should have had a woman heat it up for us.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am, #90805
The dog is a distraction like a magicians a**istant
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am, #90804
>_> i wasn't being serious when I said that.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am, #90803
yeah thanks for the game. Do you think perhaps that pizza was supposed to go in the oven still frozen maybe? oops dont wanna piss off porcelina better get a thread!
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am, #90802
FYI. Don't play poker with TheTrashHeap. He cheats and somehow the dog is in on it.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:36 am, #90801
Made it home safe, Eh?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:35 am, #90800
Blueberry all the way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:25 am, #90797
I understand everyone's point of view here. I have weighed all the pros and cons.......I still like strawberry-Rhubarb the best.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #90791
manipulate the country into believing that is best (sorta how he did so with this election..)
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #90790
WTFO, don't bother. It's one of those "I ownz da internetz, I gotz a gimmick. I tink i r intimidating. Fear mee!" Just don't bother. Anyways, on the topic at hand- I don't believe him turning this into a communist country is a threat, unless he is able to
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:55 am, #90786
Yeah. I got a shock in my living room.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 12:53 am, #90785
Ran off for a few hours to put out a few acres of real fire (love those grass fires when there's no wind)... Guess the action was all here.
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:43 am, #90782
*play wrestling ("ply" sounds suspect)
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am, #90781
-er cranked up to full blast? Eh?
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am, #90780
Oh yeah??? If he's not a real god, then how come when I pissed him off with my earlier comment I got such a shock in my own living room -- while wearing my velvet track suit and ply wrestling with my cats on the plush shag carpetting with the de-humidi-
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:25 pm, #90770
Not at all. I'm secure enough in my manhood that I don't have to pretend to be some kind of "god" with mystical powers to beef up my ego.
a name - June 27, 2009, 11:21 pm, #90767
Pot calling the kettle black, much?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:13 pm, #90766
You and so many others rush to defend his BS policies and attack anyone who questions him. Again, you prove the point of a pathetic computer nerd who can talk tough when typing but hides behind mamma's apron in real life.
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:59 pm, #90765
How is he my messiah, exactly? And I really would like to see you try to mop the floor with me. You'd be slightly distracting for the five seconds you weren't beating off to the 8-year abortion that was the Bush administration.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:54 pm, #90764
floor with you ignorant a**. Really is a shame that the computer lets little ***ks like you pretend to be tough.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:53 pm, #90763
Is that all you got? You are a pathetic little loser. Why don't you watch the news once in a while and see how your messiah has jacked up the economy and turned his back on our allies to appease our enemies. BTW, don't think this "gramps" can't mop the
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:49 pm, #90760
Listen, Gramps. The Red Scare's been over for a long time. I know that's a frightening thought for you, but Communism's not a threat. To to say it ever HAS been.


IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking.


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culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am, #155880
*moved*
culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am, #155879
You to begin with Fred, way to go commenting on an old and exhausted thread. Politifakes have now move to the Politifake.org site!
fred - February 3, 2010, 5:37 am, #155878
I'm curious. Just what sort of percentage of US conservatives are retarded?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:52 pm, #132462
Devils food......happy now?, No worries, I'm just jerkin yer chain.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:47 pm, #132458
Just offering facts to the debate. Not attacking and I still prefer cake to pie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:45 pm, #132456
Strawberry Rhubarb. A la mode.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:43 pm, #132455
their profit margin was only 3.4% (beverages were 25.9% to compare). Here's the link - http://www.usnews.com/money/blogs/flowchart/2009/08/25/why-health-insurers-make-lousy-villains.html - surprise, Washington D.C. lied again.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:42 pm, #132454
Derek, if he's a disaster for lawyers then why doesn't his healthcare plan go for tort reform which has proven to drive down costs in states that have tried it? Also, "over-paid private" insurance providers is a misleading statement I think. Last year
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:38 pm, #132453
Dave, exactly correct.
dave - October 30, 2009, 12:41 am, #132062
i didnt, but it wouldnt surprise me. they all want something for nothing at whatever cost to anyone else.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 4:19 pm, #131857
A disaster for weapons manufacturers, lawyers and over-paid private (non) providers perhaps.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:07 am, #126690
tires if they don't go along with the policy to bill the company a full hour when the clock out even 1 or 2 minutes into that hour. Unions had their time and place, but no longer IMO.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:06 am, #126689
purple shirts are no better than the teamsters union. Did you see the video of a SEIU beating up a preacher handing out signs outside of a townhall meeting. Yeah, unions are great for the US. In my brother's company, the small union will slash members'
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:05 am, #126688
Welcome, Dave (late or not). To me Social Security looks like a ponzi scheme. I pay into it with a promise of return later while the govt takes my money for those who paid in the past (after taking their cut). Sorry to hear you're a part of SEIU. Those
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:05 pm, #125876
not to be a paying member of the unuion, I am still forced to pay my "fair share", which is only about $20 or $30 less than actual union members pay.
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:04 pm, #125875
into something, ie social security, doesnt mean you agree with it. you dont have a choice. Its the same for the god-awful union. My line of work is covered by SEIU. I personally think the people at SEIU are morons, and even though I have decided not
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:03 pm, #125874
pay into unemployment insurance, unless you are a business owner. Unemployment insurance is paid for 100% by the employer, which is why they have the right to appeal an employees claim for unemployment insurance benefits. Second, just because you pay
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:02 pm, #125873
Call me a little late in the game, but this is in response to first comment about the social security and unemployment insurance. First of all, I work for the state of california in the unemployment insurance division, and I can tell you that none of us
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:48 am, #77311
d*** that's funny, AD. Sean, thanks for the reference.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:43 am, #77310
"Human Action. A Treatise on Economics." His masterpiece. But you can also find that argument in his book entitled "Socialism".
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:42 am, #77309
Change You Can Relieve In!!!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:41 am, #77307
We need a catchy slogan..."Change" seems to work and it applies (in a different way) here too.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:40 am, #77306
Ahhhhhhh.... ok, got the reference now. Thanks for revisiting that cold case.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:39 am, #77305
Hmmmmm... Depends for Florida. I like the platform.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:36 am, #77304
Digging way back, AD. The wrestling reference was to Dwayne Johnson (the Rock) whose catch line was "If you smell...what the Rock is cooking".
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:34 am, #77302
Maybe instead of free health care for FL we can get them free Depends undergarments. What do you think?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:33 am, #77301
Ugh! I don't wanna be like every other lying politician who subscribes to "the ends justifies the means" when it comes to campaigns. That's one of the things screwing up the system now. There has to be another way.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:21 am, #77295
Eh.... campaign promises. Whatever it takes to get into office, then we fix things.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am, #77294
Sean, I missed that work by Ludwig Von Mises. I'll have to look that up. AD, offering free healthcare to the most geriatric state in the Republic might be cost-prohibitive.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am, #77293
Russia and America are now, after many years, showing the pitfalls of their systems. It's great to not only study, but to watch it as it happens.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am, #77292
Offering healthcare to the elderly should net that state, hands down. If not, we'll hire Microsoft to develop a new voting system.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am, #77291
should have won him the Nobel prize in economics. In a fair world it woud have.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #77290
sorry to quipple WTFO, but in theory socialism and communism can't work. Ludwig Von Mises proved that economic calculation and therefore the efficient production and distribution of goods cannot take place unless there is a market in place. That ...
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am, #77289
What do we do about FL voting machines?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am, #77288
Not much. We're just trying to save the world that's all. Come on in and join us as our NORAD ally.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am, #77287
I'm currently working on getting the punch-card voting system in place for Nevada... just in case they aren't leaning our way in 2012.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:12 am, #77286
ok I'm back, what did I miss?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:08 am, #77283
govt running banks, auto industries, taxing the wealthy heavily to pay for everything, and pushing for nationalized health care. I'm afraid we're about to be hit by a truck playing in the street.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:07 am, #77282
gain, which is why communism always fails. Socialism is the middle of the road between Capitalism and Communism. The US has had it's foot in the street on some social issues since the Great Depression. However, now we are running into the street with the
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:05 am, #77280
in govt who want to "spread the wealth around". Let me put it this way: In THEORY, communism works. In theory, everyone does their best for the whole society and everyone benefits equally. In PRACTICE, humans are not ants, they do minimum effort for max
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:03 am, #77279
Nobody argues that you have to take care of those who truly cannot take care of themselves, disabled, elderly etc but like my VP said, this sense of entitlement has been and continues to tear down the American dream. Success is being penalized by those
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:01 am, #77277
Self-pride is in short supply. Everyone wants to get paid, regardless of their personal effort or value. I pay taxes to keep welfare recipients pregnant, fed and healthy while I have to pay for medical? That's unacceptable.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:59 am, #77276
It does seem extreme, Sean... especially worded like that. However, our welfare, healthcare and unemployment systems, as they stand now, are breeding laziness and senses of entitlement. It has to be wrung out of the mentality here.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am, #77275
Well, we are responsible for vanilla ice... let's call it even.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am, #77274
If you can't shoot 'em, deport 'em, or sterilize them, and watching them starve to death in front of their starving children does not agree with your delicate sensibilities, then you're gonna be a welfare state .... Gotta bribe the losers. Or jail 'em.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:54 am, #77272
No. Celine Deon.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am, #77271
Dumb canucks? For what? Socialized medicine?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am, #77270
Wrestling reference? I'm a bit out of touch.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am, #77269
So then you have always had socialized medicine. Just not enough of it to have most Americans as worry free on that issue as us dumb Canucks.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am, #77268
The views on controlling welfare, spending, abortion, etc is, to many of those montana mountain separatists, a form of socialism... too much government control. In my opinion, if many can't do the right thing, you have to do it for them. Slippery slope.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am, #77267
BTW, did anyone get the wrestling reference in this poster?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:47 am, #77266
I wonder if Biden is worse in his policies than Obama. He's proven to make more mistakes in his speaking than Bush did. I hope for the best in the economy as well but looking at the long-term impacts of these decisions, I'm not optimistic at all.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am, #77265
If anything can make you appear middle-road for the other voters, it'd be a handful of my views tossed into the debate!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am, #77264
Sean, like I said, no one is turned away here right now.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am, #77263
I'm not as pro Obama as I could be, I'm moreso just hoping this all works out... for the sake of our economy. Only time can prove or disprove the critics. But, I already have a bead on Biden, just in case Obana gets killed.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am, #77262
HELL YEAH! Agdaniele, you just made my short list for Vice President. Let's get out there and right the ship.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:43 am, #77261
Uhm, up here that's called s****** and blowing at the same time. To say we have de facto socialized medicine undercuts your point that socialized medicine is not the way to go, unless you really think people should be turned away?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am, #77260
Even moreso, I'm for drug testing everyone who gets welfare or unemployment. If you have to be clean to work, you should be clean to receive free money, healthcare and housing.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am, #77259
The system will "right" itself again, in my view and those folks who didn't run on policies or substance will be voted out eventually. "Change" is not a position, it's a stand against someone else's position.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am, #77258
The legitimately unemployed (and actively searching for work), elderly (who paid taxes/social security), and those certifiably disabled should receive free healthcare. Nobody else.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #77257
Thankfully, those extreme a** holes haven't gotten in a position to shoot the President (any President) and I hope they never do. While I disagree with the POTUS and many Dems in Congress, I don't want to see anyone killed for disagreeing with me.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:38 am, #77256
AD, very nice description of liberal with a liberal use of adjectives. Can I add tofu-farting, cloud skipping, and tree-hugging?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am, #77255
You are certainly a lightning rod, WTFO... but there's nothing wrong with getting things done while the do-nothings rally against you. And, at the risk of... hell, if Obama hasn't been sh** by the so-called supremists, you're relatively safe.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am, #77254
those visits. So it is widely available even if you can't afford insurance.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:35 am, #77253
Sean, right now in the US no one who shows up at a hospital can be denied treatment regardless of their ability to pay. So everyone has access, hell even illegals have access to healthcare. The hospitals get money from the govt (our taxes) to pay for
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am, #77252
And for the record, "liberal" is an abused term now. I don't like how... liberally... it's thrown arout. For me, it'll always refer to the anti-war, pro-pot legalizing, tambourine toting, anti-gun, tie-dye, freindship bracelet wearing, ponytail executives
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am, #77251
That's the problem with any bail out, eh? How to credibly say "Dang nabit, this is the last time, boys."
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am, #77250
AD, I would make a great target on the national level as President, wouldn't I? Hell, I'm a pretty good target here on Motifake.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #77249
the devaluing of the US dollar and mass inflation for everyone on main street.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am, #77248
Giving everyone access in a time of need to the "machine that goes ping!" doesn't necessarily mean that all anyone can get who can afford other euphoniusm medical devices.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am, #77247
to fail and Obama has greatly expanded that. These responses are short-term fixes that don't solve the real problems and they come with long-term consequences. The selling of our debt to China and the rampant printing of cash from our mints will lead to
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:30 am, #77246
"Funny guy"? Or "Funniest guy"? Anywho, I disagree that having the gov't as the single payer medical insurance provider necessarily crowds out the market option. Insurance companies can charge premiums and they can specify the level of coverage.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am, #77245
Sean, you made a great point on "moral hazard". Very commendable position. I believe that the economic issue is a perfect example of what is going on here in the US. Bush started it with TARP money and pushing for money for autos because they are too big
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am, #77244
I'd vote for WTFO... it's not my cup of tea to hear constant presidential criticism, but when it comes out of the true liberals, it's amusingly whiny.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:28 am, #77243
However, with more thought, I have asked WTF,Obama a number of times.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:26 am, #77242
Funny guy, made me laugh. Actually, it stands for "Over" because it changes the "WTF" from a rhetorical question to one that wants an answer.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #77241
Fair question, Sean. The article didn't say but if we socialize our health care here, the Farrari option won't be available for anyone.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #77240
"President WTFO"? I knew the "O" stood for Obama .... Knew it all along.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am, #77239
the highways, refurbish public parks/playgrounds, Habitat for Humanity, and stuff like that). They would only have to work 30 hours a week because I want them to use the other time seeking better, more perminant employment. There's my stump speech.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am, #77238
Did she have to? Or did she decide she wanted the Ferrari over the Beamer? Inquiring minds want to know!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:22 am, #77237
AD, great point on how we help others without helping ourselves and on welfare. President WTFO would institute a new plan for welfare: Able-bodied welfare recipients would have to work for the Fed, State, or County to earn their checks (pick up trash on
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #77235
did she have to come here?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #77234
bean-counters will do a cost-benefit-a***ysis and determine there isn't enough bang for the buck. I read a story the other night that said a female politician in Canada got cancer and came to the US to get treated. If govt healthcare is so good then why
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:18 am, #77233
by every hypocondriac in the US. Also, as is the case with the military, care will be rationed to save the govt money. Lastly, for those who have complications or need specialists, the doctors who specialize in those areas won't be there because the D.C.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:16 am, #77232
Great dialogue! Thanks DB for the well-wishes. I believe that for the average person, state health care can be adequate (your English examples) however, if the govt runs it, it is even more expensive than it is today. With it being free it will be abused
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:10 am, #77230
I have recently come to the belief that what makes you a Liberal, Conservative, or Libertarian stems largely from your concern over the importance or lack thereof of the "moral hazard" attributed to state action.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:05 am, #77226
Recognising that the soical safety net is an multifaceted insurance policy does not solve any problems, nor does it bring the left and the right closer together, but it does get the dialogue off to a legitimate start.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:04 am, #77223
Not to get side-tracked by the insistence that the word "socialist" be used correctly, using it to means welfare statism is not just a smear tactic, it is a category error that blinds you considering the issue correctly. ...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:02 am, #77221
Calling a "social safety net" of any sort "socialist" does not make sense. The net is a form of insurance. As such is it subject to the same problems all insurance plans (be they private or state run) have: fraud and what's called the moral hazard. ...
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:16 pm, #77211
What's more, welfare should be earned, not given.
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:15 pm, #77210
Ha! That's bordering on offensive, but thanks!
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:02 pm, #77208
The real problem in america is that the ones working for minumum wage, instead of getting unemployment or welfare, are without insurance and health care. We pour billions into helping other countries, but can't help our own.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am, #77052
they've been jerking me around for months. I finally get to have an MRI to see what is wrong this month.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am, #77051
because the govt runs the military hospitals and the health insurance program (Tricare) that me and my family use. Trust me, you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like a military hospital. I've had a serious back problem since Aug, and
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:01 am, #77050
all up to the govt to have them divvy it out to banks, autos, and dumbasses who signed up for ARM loans. Add govt controlled health care, and you have serious big govt and socialism. If the govt gets to run health care, we are all screwed. I say this
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:59 am, #77049
the way it's been mismanaged by the govt, it's a Ponzi scheme. Taking my money to pay others whose contributions were already spent. However, the policies now are taking all of our tax dollars, and the taxes of our kids when they get jobs and bringing it
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:57 am, #77048
We in uniform are taxed the same as everyone else. Unemployment insurance is not something I've ever paid into, but if injured to the point of no longer being deployable, there is the VA. I agree that Social Security is a socialist-like system. Actually,


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Read his website... wow.. just wow


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d*** right they should have special treatment.


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Fear. It pumps through you veins don't it?


A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"


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Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:35 pm, #70885
He was referring to the British monarchy. DC is only 521 leagues (or 1800 miles) for me. I opened my window and yelled, but it only pissed off the gophers.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70881
Haarakkon - Would you care to explain that? I a**ume he was speaking about the government in England.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:27 pm, #70876
There is something very unnatural and odious in a government a thousand leagues off. - John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, May 17, 1776
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 6:03 pm, #68879
Guilty as charged. I liked it, so I brought it here.
KDP3 - March 29, 2009, 10:05 am, #68838
you got that from Glenn Beck. :D


$1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm.


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Rating: 3.14/5

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AA - October 17, 2009, 6:47 am, #127423
Don't put $ if you're gonna write dollars..
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 8:03 pm, #116079
EW EW EW!~!!!!!!!!!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:17 pm, #91088
Tell Jagermeister that my frieds Jack, Jim and Jose are gonna kick his a**.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 7:11 pm, #91076
It wasn't me. The Jagermeister said that about you.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:07 pm, #91072
Hey, I'm not opinionated. Where'd you get that idea?
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 6:51 pm, #91054
Yeah WTFO keep spewing your Right wing communist neo marxist liberal leftist conservative Religious, anti Semitic race trading Opinions........sh**s anyone?
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:45 pm, #91044
want, all hospitals across the country will be run like Army hospitals. If you don't truly understand what that means, google Walter Reed Army Hospital problems and see what you get.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:43 pm, #91043
which results in delayed payment and again some claims aren't resubmitted. The medical community is screwed up all around. From the insurance agencies, to doctors, to govt MediCare/Caid and TriCare. If we socialize medicine like the POTUS and Congress
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:41 pm, #91041
companies are still out for profit and some of them will lie cheat and steal to make sure they keep the ledger in the black. One other tactic I've seen used with the military's TriCare is that they claim the doctors filled out the paperwork incorrectly,
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:40 pm, #91038
throw the next claim into the trash can in there initial claims stack of work. This 50% payout results in delayed payments to doctors for services and often doctors don't resubmit the paperwork so the greedy insurance companies keep the money. Insurance
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:39 pm, #91035
According to what my wife learned from her classes, insurance companies pay half or less of what is billed (the doctors respond by raising their prices), also insurance companies have been know to have a policy that their workers process one claim and
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm, #90699
I certainly don't think that insurance companies are hurting. They victimized themselves by teaching peeople to go to the doctor everytime they have a tummy ache. Now, it's not profitable business. The price of medical treatment is too high, still.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:42 pm, #90698
Well said, agd. But I wasn't looking for a concession, just healthy debate. You're absolutely right though. This White House and Congress are throwing all kinds of **** at the wall hoping something will stick.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm, #90697
the doctors charge, by way of example.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm, #90696
agd, my wife has a degree in medical billing and admin. The insurance companies do everything they can to scam the doctors out of money. So, the doctors jack their prices up to offset the losses they face from greed insurers. TriCare pays about 1/3 of
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:38 pm, #90693
I concede, WTFO. He's under the gun for promising change, and is biting off too much at once. Excellent point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:37 pm, #90691
job that offers health insurance. (as friendly advice, it's better to go to the interview with your natural hair color and then shift back after your hired, not intended to be an insult just a fact in the interview process).
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:36 pm, #90690
Porc, you make the same point as I was. Your services are decreasing because the govt bean counters are more concerned with their bottom line than your health. That is what happens when the govt gives you an entitlement. For you, I hope that you land a
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm, #90686
insurance companies drop their payouts.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm, #90685
I agree with you completely, agd. But you have to institute changes one at a time to ensure each change has a positive effect. Tort reform first, then go after the scams between the doctors and insurance companies. Doctors pad their costs because the
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm, #90684
Touche' Porc.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm, #90683
But in theory... and I do hope it works... if the insurance companies must charge less (therefore, spend less) the hospitals and doctors will need to drop prices. It's a tough sell, I agree. But, people are too abusive of health insurance now.
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 8:31 pm, #90682
Hey, WTFO, some people actually NEED this insurance for free because they don't have parents, and to make you happy I'll let you know how much they get from this insurance is decreasing GREATLY. congratulations, I hope you're happy.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm, #90681
NOTE: due to the software on MotiFake when you put in the "and" symbol (shift 7) it adds "amp;". Delete this and the link will work.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm, #90679
I agree in disallowing the bloated medical lawsuits. On the same note, medical care costs are ridiculous... and the cost of care needs to be dropped. Now, I won't get started on the countless insured morons who show up at Quick Care for a flu. Ridiculous.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:29 pm, #90678
ended within its first 7 months. Please follow the link for more. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D93SBEUG0&show_article=1
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:28 pm, #90677
there is no reason to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it away free. The best example of the real-world effects of this pie-in-the-sky dream came from the President's home state of Hawaii with their Universal Child Health Care program that was
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:26 pm, #90676
insurance right now, TriCare. (Most of us call it Tri-to-get-Care). Other servicemembers feel free to add your issues/concerns with TriCare. The second layer effect of a free govt health insurance is that the system will be overloaded by those who realize
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:24 pm, #90674
for free will make most businesses drop the insurance for their employees as a cost-saving measure, it will lead to longer wait times with the influx of new patients, and rationing of health care. I speak from some experience since I recieve govt health
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:23 pm, #90672
The first priority to bring down health costs is to institute Tort reform to limit these over-reaching lawsuits. In DC, malpractice insurance runs $125K a year. That cost is passed on to the patients. A single provider health-insurance offered by the govt
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:58 pm, #90655
It's gotta happen... the healthcare industry needs to be spanked down. All facets of medical indusry overcharge. This is like a trickle-down theory. You know this is all temporary... give it a chance. Saves regulation later... a stitch in time.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #90645
This poster was initially in response to the "stimulus" bill but it's valid once again. This time the $1 Trillion dollars is their rosy estimate for the socialized health care. This man doesn't spend small amounts of our taxes, does he?


OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can.


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HAHA - May 4, 2009, 7:18 pm, #77707
One loser, two loosers Ahh Ahh Ahh


SPECIAL FORCES - They mostly come at night. Mostly.


TAGS: special forces mh 53
Rating: 2.83/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:23 am, #116195
Extra 5 for the Alien reference. Think that's where the line is from.


HEY LOOK AT ME -


TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm, #235573
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am, #227040
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges


SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!


TAGS: specialman not a flying toy
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spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:21 pm, #152686
Nice work Grim R@per.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 3:59 pm, #152648
5! Great one, though...you kinda took the highroad...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:17 am, #152601
Complete with with Kung Fu grip and,.. and,.. and Friday night SpecialMan girlfriend!!


AND THAT GROUP OVER THERE... - Are all the middle-class dopes that believed that I was on THEIR side, and will now be exploited within an inch of their life. Ha... Ha... Ha...




IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.




YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir.


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Rating: 3.14/5

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Bah - September 7, 2009, 11:05 am, #115722
erg, "by", not "buy". my bad
Bah - September 7, 2009, 11:03 am, #115721
Please take economics. It's helpful in this type of trolling. The current recession was caused buy the housing bubble. The housing bubble started inflating in 96. Not Obama's fault, not Bush's. Economic policy decisions take 5-20 YEARS to get going.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:45 pm, #113150
Stuck on Bush bashing. You claim in one poster that Obama isn't the only part of the current govt and here you state that everything is Bush's fault. Complete lack of reason, logic, or credible position. You are a hateful troll with a*** cranial inversion
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:44 pm, #113056
'Scuse me...typo. Lemme correct it before you go typo-nazi on me. "sneak in their rooms"
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:44 pm, #113054
I think all the conservatives had the Men In Black sneak and their room and memory stick them on Jan 20. YOu seem to forget the economy is your beloved coke snorting alcoholics doing.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:43 pm, #113053
It's O.K WTFO. You're posters show time and time again just how retarded you are.
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:35 am, #105868
Well said on the rights Mr. M (I'd agree even if you weren't the one who can destroy all my posters).
motifake - August 7, 2009, 6:03 am, #105529

Threats will get you banned from this site. Chill out. And please read up on the nature of rights. NO government pays for you rights. Discuss in the forum.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:54 pm, #105451
OOOO. Tough guy threatening my life on a comment chain. Thanks for proving the point, Timmy.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:57 am, #105141
did you just call me timmy?! I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!
mitchell - May 7, 2009, 8:33 am, #78467
are you kidding, america has been f***ed for ages. constant borrowing against stuff you cant pay back. how the eff did this country become the worlds wealthiest nation?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:38 am, #71933
d***, the more you post, Timmy. The more you look like a complete idiot. I and other servicemen are willing to lay our lives on the line for freedom, and you're willing to give it away so you can sit on your lazy a** and eat govt cheese.
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 9:11 pm, #71390
I don't get why everyone acts like socialism is so bad? The government pays for your freedom. That sounds like a fair trade to me.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:01 am, #69214
True statement, Anonymous2. It's possible that the Rep party saw the writing on the wall and sent McCain out there because they knew he'd lose. Although, he still would have been much better than our current Socialist, er I mean President.
Anonymous2 - March 30, 2009, 5:40 pm, #69101
Okay, let me set the record straight against the one posting as Anon. John McCain is a liberal republican. He is not, and probably never was, a conservative. Conservatives like Reagan and Thatcher got countries out of depressions.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:29 am, #69053
That includes my wife and my combined income - we both work for the Gov't and are both retired Army NCOs - we only have 1 deduction (son) to claim; we claim NO exemptions on our withholding! And yet, MY salary goes to pay for those unwilling to work.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:25 am, #69051
Speaking of taxes...with charitable donations of $21k+ and mortgage interest paiin excess of $18k I STILL had to pay more. Hell, my charitable giving far outstrips that of BHO AND Biden COMBINED over a period of YEARS and they make WAY more than me.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:51 pm, #68875
I hope you don't earn too much, Mark. The taxman is coming after the rich to pay for lazy worthless pieces of trash (I a**ume our new anon friend is a definite tax consumer).
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:43 am, #68833
...to help, are being foreclosed.
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:42 am, #68832
....weather to change so I can get out to my country club and play some golf. Thanks Democrats! Thanks ACORN! Thanks WJC! You have all made it possible for me to kick back and live in the lap of luxury, while the poor suckers you were allegedly trying...
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:38 am, #68831
...when he died and my house when I retired, for the full asking prices. Both of those home have since been ruined by their occupants who couldn't afford their "no money down" loans, and are in foreclosure. I, on the other hand, can't wait for the...
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:35 am, #68830
My hand is up. I want to rely on "obsolete" nuclear energy. This economic crisis was started by the democrats, as already cited by WTFO. But I must thank the democrats for their timing and policies. Because of them I was able to sell my father's house...
Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:57 am, #68785
No you haven't, but since it's typical of conservatives to ignore the majority of what they say, you can go f*** yourself. McCain wanted to waste money, too. Who the hell wants to rely on obsolete nuclear energy, anyways?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 1:50 am, #68781
For the record, if McCain was instituting these same BS socialistic policies and wasting tax dollars on hand-outs, bail-outs, and pork; I'd be going after his policies too.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 1:49 am, #68779
I tried to state logic and facts. You don't want to believe it. Fine. As for your personal attack on me. Why don't you run along and play hide and go f*** yourself, you ignorant piece of ****.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:20 am, #68758
WTFO, you are blaming something that has been happening on new administration. If McCain had won, you wouldn't be complaining. Stop s****** Republican c*** to use some realism and be more constructive.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:46 am, #68717
ecomony speeches and his poorly developed plans are being seen in the markets every day. It is now officially the Obama market. We will see where it goes from here.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:44 am, #68715
tanking before he got in because of the govt intervention into the industry and the lack of govt oversight (something called for by Pres Bush and Sen McCain 2 yrs ago), the market responds to future projections and raw numbers. Pres Obama's doom and gloom
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:43 am, #68714
The President received $106K in contributions from Fannie Mae. He was part of the Congressional Black Caucus that pushed Fannie to lend subprime loans to people who couldn't afford to repay the loans (at the request of ACORN). While the economy was
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:30 pm, #68684
Everybody wants to get rich now. We also live in a country where nothing is *our* fault, it's the other guy, always the other guy. I feel for those caught in the pinch, but I'm glad the bubble is bursting.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:28 pm, #68683
We could discuss the pros and cons of the Democrat/Republican thing forever and get nowhere. It's a mistake to pour money into the pit, but it's no less of a mistake to blame the economic woes on the new administration.
LogicDude - March 28, 2009, 10:18 pm, #68681
He DID have some help from the Democrat-controlled Congress in the 2 years running up to his swearing in...and HIS votes helped the housing crisis too sooooo. Give credit where it is due!
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:10 pm, #68679
Amazing that this president could accomplish so much in such a short period of time, isn't it? Giving him "credit" for an economy that was already in free-fall is ludicrous.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:36 pm, #68067
The picture makes me laugh. His words are merely put there to show the contradiction with his actions.
Elder God Douchebag - March 25, 2009, 10:10 am, #67902
Eh..Not that great.


DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer.


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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 5:01 pm, #134636
Right, we should blame the Democrats in Congress...Obama has just compounded what they started.
MrDude - November 6, 2009, 3:49 pm, #134607
Funny how short is the memory of some people. Blaming Obama for the state of the economy?
manicbranic - October 7, 2009, 4:11 pm, #124596
Um....the US government has been a socialist organisation. All government is. Besides, the a**ymetries the current administration has to deal with concern inefficiencies that date back to the days of Reagan, but became systemic under Dubya's stint.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:13 am, #116518
blah, blah, blah.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:19 am, #116160
I really enjoy the fool you make of yourself WTFO.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:26 pm, #72355
policies will bring an additional $1T deficit every year through 2019. Ending at $9.3T. (Note: I had a typo before, change $1B to $1T.)
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm, #72353
The number was $500B by most non-partisan accounts. Also Bush bashing is over and weak. You are ignoring that even with your $1B deficit statement, that this man spent more than that in the first 2 months of his Presidency. Also, the CBO projects his
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 3:46 am, #72202
delusional is ignoring the 1 trillion dollar deficit inherited from that idiot Bush, who couldn't balance a checkbook.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:20 am, #70332
d*** you figured out what the light is.
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:54 am, #66939
Got it. Once in a while, you're to clever for me. I must apologize if I said something nasty about his mother with my attempt at speaking liberal. I'm not very fluent in it, yet.
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 12:39 am, #66935
..The 'baa baa baa' remark you made earlier..I'm sorry, I've been sick and am currently bombed on cold medicine, so I may make less sense than I usually do.
WTFO - March 20, 2009, 11:53 pm, #66917
Uh, what are you going on about, EGD?
Elder God Douchebag - March 20, 2009, 11:12 pm, #66913
How DARE you say that! His mother was a saint!
WTFO - February 25, 2009, 6:28 pm, #61906
Trapper, "give the man a chance"? I just listed a huge amount of failures committed in 1 month! Ranging from economy, socialism, national security, and corrupt appointments. Follow your mesiah blindly little sheep. So you understand: baa baa baa.
Toussaint - February 25, 2009, 12:25 pm, #61842
His forced federal funds create a more dependency on state funds which are now given, with strings, by the Federal govt. Curing a junkie by giving him increased drugs isn't curing, it's killing and control.
Trapper - February 25, 2009, 1:23 am, #61782
That's right, impeach the f***er right now. ****, it's been a whole month, the economy still sucks and blah blah blah. Christ give the man a chance. It might actually work.
HtD - February 25, 2009, 12:16 am, #61774
Seeing all these posters makes me glad I am a Democrat.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:32 pm, #61763
is right on the money and we need a change in POTUS right now. He screwed all this up in the first month. How much more damage can he do to our country in the remaining 47 months?
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:31 pm, #61762
comes down the pike. It's inherent with the position just like war is inherent to my duties as a serviceman. I think you were asking for me to give him a "chance" but you typo says "change". Either he's got you brainwashed, bud or your Freudian slip...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:29 pm, #61760
China) and the tax dollars of our children and grandchildren, this delusional Pres says we need to cut the deficit by 50% in 4 yrs. Culos, you and the Pres say he inherited this mess. That is not true. He volunteered for this mess and any other that...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:27 pm, #61759
the IRS, he's lied about allowing lobbyists into his administration, he's appointed a CIA chief with no intelligence experience, he's raising taxes on businesses during a recession, and after spending all our tax dollars (which required funding from...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:25 pm, #61758
of buying out the banks, he's buying throwing money at the auto industry, he's asked for the DoD to cut their budget during two wars (likely to end up with more dead servicemen), he is sending $900M in aid to Gaza, he's appointed a tax cheat to lead...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:23 pm, #61756
passed the biggest pork laden bill in history (by using scare tactics to rush the process so no one could read all the BS in it), he rolled back some major welfare reforms instituted by Clinton and Congress in the 90s, he's continuing Bush's mistake...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:21 pm, #61755
Mr. Culos. The market has been judging him and his policies for the past month. A drop of about 1000 pts since he took office. Also in this 1st month, he decided to close Gitmo (the DoD just proved this week that Gitmo meets Geneva Conv standards),...
Culos - February 24, 2009, 5:11 am, #61568
I truly find it amazing that he's being judged already. He started with the mess left by the previous government, and it do believe it was a pretty big mess which hardly can get worse. Give the guy a change it can only get better....
agdaniele - February 24, 2009, 12:16 am, #61543
Sigh.... I truly missed the agendafakes.


SOCIALISM - Hey, Look! FOOD!


TAGS: socialism food elephant
Rating: 2.31/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:58 pm, #229210
Spite is crawling onto a railway track with your last ounce of breath, just to stick it to the man, and his schedule.
Reason - January 8, 2010, 6:06 pm, #151185
shouldn't this belong on politifake?


EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


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Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am, #31310
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


UNCONSTRAINED MOZAIC -




IT ALL ADDS UP -




ANTI-SOCIAL - as if social networking wasn't anti-social enough




ART -




$500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes!


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Derek - November 12, 2009, 2:48 pm, #136108
Solar powered h** water is the most effective thing you can do to reduce energy consumption (besides not driving)
know_it_all - October 8, 2009, 9:36 pm, #124918
it doesn't even get that god d*** cold it puerto rico, wtf?
Fucked - May 30, 2009, 10:58 am, #83086
Change you can believe in!


OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis!


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Derek - November 2, 2009, 4:58 pm, #133469
Lower prices at the pump? You've not heard of peak oil?
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 9:38 pm, #73900
I found Phase 2! Bow to the Saudi King!
Cubbybear - March 9, 2009, 11:36 am, #64621
#2 Go on TV and try to make it sound believable...because I don't need to drive or pay fuel bills anymore


SWINE FLU - An epidemic sweeping across Washington D.C. Symptoms: uncontrollable pork spending, complete disregard for voters and a total lack of accountability


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Rating: 2.84/5

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WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:57 pm, #76708
Thank you as well.
FTACHASER357 - April 30, 2009, 5:42 pm, #76696
Now that is FUNNY!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:17 pm, #76683
Thank you, sir.
Hakiu - April 30, 2009, 10:49 am, #76606
WTFO on a roll, keep em coming.


INTELLIGENCE -




SOCIALIST JESUS - Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. Matthew 5:42


TAGS: jesus socialist
Rating: 2.46/5

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LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:31 pm, #71130
It has everything to do with charity, something BHO knows nothing about personally. I gave more to my church last year than he did and I made less than a tenth of what he did. And taking from one to give to another is not a Biblical principle. Bye!
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:07 pm, #71120
Socialist barockeva doesn't make Jesus a socialist. I'd say your biblical quote has more to do with charity than socialism. What are you doing touching a bible anyway? I'm surprised it didn't burn in your hands.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 1, 2009, 8:36 pm, #56401
Another pinko hippie. You know, if he doesn't straighten up, get a haircut and a proper job, someone's gonna crucify him.
Sean - February 1, 2009, 1:30 am, #56313
Naw, that wasn`t Jesus, that was Obama who said that.


NAME CHANGE -




ACQUIESCENCE -




THE FORT IS SECURE -


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Rating: 4.95/5

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Airman - March 19, 2012, 6:41 pm, #231652
it was never meant to be amusing
BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:51 pm, #231645
After working 26 years as a paramedic & knowing what's at the end of the line for these teens heartbreaking I don't understand how ANYONE finds this amusing! I think it's heartbreaking! God forgive us for walking by them w/eyes & hearts closed!


Hug An Aussie -


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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:25 am, #245369
Looks like a win-win situation for both of you...bahaha.
caveman - April 26, 2013, 12:04 am, #245361
I approve of this day


MENTORING -


TAGS: special thanks to my mentor agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:36 pm, #204615
It's insurance.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:34 pm, #204614
well, so long as it's for "training" I am willing to work hard to be as good a master as you... Sooo, whats with the $5.00 JC Penny belt?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:27 pm, #204613
Moooo and I have done worse before. I'm amazed we're still here.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:24 pm, #204612
"ball gag"? ha! this is going really bad, really fast! I hope the site can handle the damage. lol!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:20 pm, #204611
all I need is a kiwi fruit... an PRESTO! Ball gag!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:18 pm, #204610
lmao!!! next thing will be showing me how versatile my bandanna is
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:07 pm, #204607
These? Well... next, we work on the gag reflex.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:02 pm, #204605
Oh, I get it now! A strong a** is a protected a**. Genius! now what are you doing with those chopsticks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:58 pm, #204602
Because, monkeysan... the pole, you'll find, was chrome at one time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:57 pm, #204600
But Sensei, why must I polish this brass pole in your garage with my b***ocks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:55 pm, #204599
Not usually... but baby, you make 'em work!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:54 pm, #204598
well, pink nylons don't work with Crane... as My Sensei tells me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:53 pm, #204596
(and I should've taught you crane style, not flamingo)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:52 pm, #204594
You musn't flaunt a vice so casually next time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:50 pm, #204593
(sigh) Is there anything you Mods don't know about me? Can I just have one little secret vice?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:37 pm, #204120

we hear a different story
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 11:26 pm, #204119
I refuse to try on a th***, so I say thee nay.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:26 pm, #204075

you wear panties?
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:25 pm, #204074
(of course, by "jacket", he meant "panties")
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:24 pm, #204071
"Now let me get my camera."
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:23 pm, #204070
nah, Aggy is a more modern version...."Take off your jacket"...."now put it on"..."Take it off again"..etc..
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 9:00 pm, #204026
you likey when he put wax on, or rip wax off? 5L
spacedog - November 26, 2010, 5:17 pm, #204002
Shpecial? LOL! 5L


GREATER GOOD -


TAGS: calendar sacrificial omerta
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:34 pm, #237107
i love how it looks like the cop just dosent give a f***
BlackDragonDaemon - August 9, 2011, 8:45 pm, #222811
time for some ph**oshop
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:36 pm, #222721
Awe5ome. If only he was carrying a light-5aber. LOL


SHORT PLANE -


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm, #228937
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm, #228936
Body Work Maybe !


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